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All Things Immaculate and Infernal by danceunimpressively
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Feb 2025
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A story that is created based off the question: who helped take care of Blitzø’s burns after the circus fire? A terribly self-indulgent work that was originally planned as a “missing moment/canon compliant” work with a handful of chapters, which quickly devolved into an AU partly inspired by Tiz’s Bloodied Magic and 1 (800) Dial-A-Fiend by LikeTheHorse, both of which I highly recommend.
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They’d kind of skipped the stage most people start with. Friends. Friends that didn’t have sex. After everything, it seemed like a good place to begin.
If only spending every day within arm's reach of Blitzø weren’t significantly worse for Stolas' self-control than sleeping with him ever was.
Welcome to the powder keg, and one dirty, dirty bird is about to light a match.
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Featuring art by @Kiaxian2 and @Dojoloachz!
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When Stolas inherits his late father's estate, he gets more than titles and land in the bargain. He spent years telling himself that he made up all of the scary happenings from his childhood, but now that he's back home the house seems more haunted than ever and when his little girl accidentally summons a demon, Stolas must reckon with his past and make difficult decisions about his future.
Or: A human Stolas x demon Blitzø haunted house AU about the kind of love that alters the course of one's life for the better.
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20 Feb 2026
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Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.
Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.
Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.
I think you can probably see where this is going.
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02 Jun 2025
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He froze when he saw the caller ID.
‘Wrld’s Sexiest Sekretary (Stols Wurk Fone)’
And Satan’s Taint was he fuckin’ whipped because he answered the damn phone immediately.
Donning the most convincing casual voice anyone ever conjured that was absolutely convincing and not strained at all, he said, “Heeeeeey, Stolaaas! How’s it going?”
“Um, hello,” Stolas’ nervous, soft voice came from the other end, and Blitz had to stomp the lightness in his chest right the fuck back down, first and foremost because it was lame, and secondly because they were currently in a vicious firefight.
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Title changed because it started as a bunch of oneshots but now it has a plot lol.Basically just my brain running rampant on things that could theoretically happen in season 3
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But, did he think playing such a dangerous game would lead them here? Blitz’s thick, crimson thighs spread wide underneath the library table, one of Stolas’s talons deep in his slit, pumping into him in just the right way to keep his dick in its sheath, teetering him on the edge of seeing stars?
No, not in a million years.
Because it was Stolas. And Stolas was gentle, sweet, and would fall apart into embarrassed owl chicken nuggets if they did anything where they could get caught.
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10 Apr 2025