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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    18 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You won’t fall,” Venti says. “I’ll catch you if you do.”

    Xiao glances up towards the rainbow again. It spans only a fraction of the sky, fading off at the edges into the natural blue.

    “Alright,” he agrees, holding out his hand.

    “Really?” Venti’s wonderfully surprised.

    Xiao nods.

    Or, Venti wants to chase the rainbow and Xiao follows his hopeless shenanigans.

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    18 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Xiao has no idea what chain of events led him to waking up in the attic of Angel's Share, nor does he have any idea why a human like Venti knows how to repair an android as ancient as himself.

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    12 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Xiao doesn’t think he kissed anyone before, let alone harbor feelings like he did for this annoyingly pretty college student.

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    12 Jul 2021

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    “Freedom, huh?” Cecili murmurs. “Is this what this is? Not having my memories—is that freedom?” He’s worrying the grass between his fingers, tearing out some of it in absentmindedness.
     
    “For some, it might be,” Xiao says, echoing his earlier thoughts. “Do you think that’s what freedom means for you, Cecili?”

     

    The bard lets out a small, wry laugh. “What do I know of freedom,” he says, and watches as the grass blades drift away in the wind.

    A stray amnesiac bard makes a home for himself in Qingce Village. Despite himself, Xiao visits, again and again.

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    29 Jun 2021