11 Works by dashcommaslash

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    Summary

    It wasn’t that Jack Rackham was such a fucking five-star human being or even, Blackbeard thought privately, half the fuck he thought he was. But he had something. “Lots of boys like you at sea,” he laughed into Ed’s ear the first time.

    (See endnotes for more about the content.)

    Language:
    English
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    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    Summary

    Q fraternizes and has a series of weird dreams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,867
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427
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    Summary

    Nothing good ever came of helping Americans.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    992
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    Summary

    Q has a type.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,131
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,585
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    Summary

    The summer that Q was 20 she started to bottom in earnest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    798
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    Summary

    Two men return to a set of rooms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    413
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    Summary

    The messages get shorter and more desperate, and the most recent one is wordless: a blurry shot of Johnny’s sweaty nape, fist tight in the blond curls she is pulling to expose it. Sherlock runs the last block and up the stairs. Inside, she triple-bolts the door and shoves a stopper under it, checks to make sure the windows are latched, and throws off her coat, following the needy sounds into her bedroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    599
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    9,704
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    Summary

    John can’t believe how long it takes him to get caught.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,788
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    453
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    14,263
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    Summary

    John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are never too busy solving crimes and falling in love to teach grammar. In this series of meta-ficlets, John and Sherlock illustrate commonly confused grammar and spelling rules.

    ****
    "Its," with no apostrophe, is possessive, like "her" or "his."

    Example: Sherlock and John like to protect their possessions from accidental damage, so before letting his mates shag Sherlock, John places the violin in its case, hangs the scarf on its peg, and locks the gun in its drawer.

    (Inspired by airspaniel's "Lesson Learned")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,136
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    10,062
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    Summary

    John can still feel his hands, for now, but he knows he mustn’t struggle much. Which is fine. Sherlock doesn’t want him to struggle tonight.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    9,367
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    Summary

    As if Irene Adler does anything by accident.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,321

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