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    “I didn’t keep most of the memories. Other people’s memories. I get flashes of big things, births, deaths. Except about you.”

    Carol feels the confusion slip onto her face. Nervousness creeps up her spine again. “Me?”

    “I know everything that anybody has ever thought about you, Carol. Every memory. Every feeling. Helen. Your ex-girlfriends. Your dentist. It’s like I have a Carol encyclopedia in my head.”

    Carol had thought that she was done experiencing fresh horrors. What a nightmare it is to realize that she is not. “Oh, god.” She says.

    “Oh, god,” Zosia agrees.

    After they manage to break Zosia free of the hive, Zosia and Carol try to navigate the field of landmines that is their relationship.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”

    “What do you think I’ll do?”

    “Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”

    “It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”

    “Ex.”

    “What?”

    Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”

    “I said that.”

    “No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”

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    Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “I’ve never had an orgasm. There are nuns out there with more sexual experience than me, it’s embarrassing.”

    Widow Agatha Harkness decides to take a risk, and falls into a journey of self-discovery, spurred by one sex worker, Rio Vidal.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”

    “Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”

    “A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”

    “I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”

    “You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.

    “Like you don’t.”

    Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”

    “Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”

    She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”

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    VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
    AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to write

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    08 Oct 2025

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    When music producer Agatha Harkness gets stuck in an airport due to a hurricane warning, her only option is to hole up in a local hotel to wait out the bad weather. Fortunately, they have one last room available.

    A room with only one bed that she'll have to share with her assistant, Rio Vidal.

    With six years of history and unacknowledged feelings between them, the storm outside may not be the only one brewing.

    And Agatha might just find herself in the very eye of it.

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    01 Oct 2025