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One-shot where Jeremy reminisces about his first week and we get a glimpse at what goes on inside the mind of a FNAF night guard willing to risk his life several nights in a row for no good reason.
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“Myself and many other professors have spent years attempting to manage your dynamic.” Snape said curtly.
Harry and Draco refused to look up from the floor.
“Detentions have proven ineffective. House points are a joke to you. Letters to your respective families produce no lasting behavioral correction.” His voice sharpened. “It appears that I am left with no other disciplinary option than humiliation.”
Draco’s eyes flicked upward at that.
The silence stretched before he spoke again.
“Kiss.”
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Draco Malfoy has been raised to be perfect.
Perfect posture. Perfect manners. Perfect adherence to pureblood expectations. She has been taught how to sit, how to speak, how to behave, and most importantly, how not to want boys unless her father approves.
Harry Potter is a complication she was never trained to handle.
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30 Sep 2026
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Sow the Tide, Reap the Storm by WearyBlues
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Jul 2026
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Quen felt peculiar up on the dais, flanked by stags and lions and wolves.
The Usurper had once been a formidable man, with blazing eyes and a massive war hammer. Now, he was just a red-faced fat man, a pathetic drunk who ate as gracefully as a half-starved hog.
His Queen seemed to be a perpetually unhappy woman. Cersei Lannister was as beautiful as the singers said, though the woman had all the warmth of a dead fish.
She might have done well in the north, Quen thought, almost pitying.
(Or: The gods in their blind malice give Theon the feeble body of a woman.)
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- Part 3 of STRS-Verse
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11 Mar 2026
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Still bearing the scars from his time with Public Safety, Denji tries his hardest to get used to taking care of eight animals and a reincarnated Control Devil while also figuring out what the hell he was supposed to do when not keeping his brain too busy to think about everything he’s gone through the past year or so by killing devils or by working minimum wage.
Still bearing the scars from her time with the Soviet Union, Reze tries her hardest to get used to begrudgingly working as a devil hunter for a wounded Public Safety desperate for personnel while also figuring out what the hell she was supposed to do when tossed into general society out of ‘good behavior’ as if she wasn’t one of the worst monsters on payroll.
They meet again, somewhere in the middle.
Or: Bomb, Chainsaw, and getting used to mundanity.
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- Part 1 of The Ins-and-Outs of Weaponhood
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11 Mar 2026
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Reze is offered a job at Public Safety
A Part 2 rewrite
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11 Mar 2026
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On the pride ring In hell, there exists a single portal to heaven. A battalion of soldiers from throughout history, who are given one last chance to redeem themselves, guards it. Michael Fitzpatrick is one of them. Former paratrooper, who despite living a life of sin, died heroically to save others. This is his last chance to earn his seat in heaven. The catch? He, and the others, must guard it until judgement day… Oh, and it’s not the only job they have.
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12 Jan 2026