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Hayden
I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.Cliff
Ha!Hayden
My suffering is not funny.Cliff
Thanks for the heads upCliff
Get it?Hayden
I'm blocking you(cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)
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- Part 6 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 1 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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- 2/2
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15 Mar 2026
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@rozanovisking
WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????461k people liked this tweet.
(ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)
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- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 8 of social media/texting hollanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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15 Mar 2026
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!Shane
WhatShane
How did you even get his number?Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?Lily (Shane)
None of your business.Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??Lily (Shane)
NoJane’s ex
Yes!Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tellLily (Shane) disliked this message.
(rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
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- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 7 of social media/texting hollanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,058
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 352
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15 Mar 2026
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
Series
- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of social media/texting hollanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,547
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,143
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- 24,453
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15 Mar 2026
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Today: 5th October 201617: 10
what the fuck is huntanov17:10
what does fanfiction mean17:11
what is huntanov fanfiction17:11
bleach for eyeballs(people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it)
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- Part 2 of social media/texting hollanov
Bookmarked by denniswhitakerstop
15 Mar 2026