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    When the Centaurs' plane to Florida loses their engine everyone's fine, except for Ilya who'd been scratched by a broken bottle in all the jostling.

    Shane hears the news, sees the report of "non-life-threatening injuries" and panics. Somehow, JJ manages to get them both to Florida before the Centaurs' game starts.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “I’m sure it didn’t help being the only Asian kid on the team…”

    Shane blinked before letting out a laugh. “I wasn’t the only one. There was one other.” He tilted his head to the side, memories of a time long past flashing through his mind. “He, ah, didn’t really like me, though. Since I had a more Westernized name, everyone kinda forgot to make fun of me.”

    Rose nodded understandingly. “What was his name? Or maybe it’s been so long that you don’t remember.”

    Shane shook his head. He did remember. They grew up together, after all. He didn’t think he could ever forget it.

    “He went by Julian, but his real name was Hyo-jun.”

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    05 Mar 2026

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    “If you’re a dude, that means you’re actually my husband, right?” Hayden continues. “And that means that I don’t have a wife–”

    “Baby, you said you were fine with this.”

    “I am. What I’m not fine with is the fact that I can no longer be called a fucking Wife Guy. That’s, like, half my personality! Ask anyone. Literally any of the guys on the team would tell you that you’re basically all I talk about in the fucking locker room. And on the plane? God, I think I’ve actually put some of those fuckers to sleep with how much I talk about you.”

    Jax can’t decide if it’s annoying or cute how much Hayden is stressing over some arbitrary title. “This is what you woke me up before six for?” he grumbles.

    OR: Jackie comes out to Hayden as a trans man and he takes it incredibly well... until he realizes he can't call himself a Wife Guy anymore

    OR OR: Hayden has incredibly cis dude problems when his spouse comes out as a trans man

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    05 Mar 2026

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    It started, as so many things do, with a tweet.

    “Hey, Hollzy! Look at this! It’s so you and Roz,” Evan Dykstra said, shoving his phone in Shane’s face. Shane squinted at the slightly blurry screen, willing his eyes to focus on the small font. He never brought his glasses to practice (much to Ilya’s chagrin), but he also never anticipated reading whatever stupid meme the Centaurs decided was vital for his desolate knowledge of pop culture.

    Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic, it read, followed by a photo pulled from Centaurs socials of Ilya and Shane smiling at each other like idiots at a team event.

    Shane read it a second time, then looked up at Dykstra, who looked incredibly proud of himself. Clearly, Ilya was supposed to be the ‘bad bitch,’ because no one had ever put those two words in the same sentence as Shane Hollander.

    “Funny, D,” Shane began, “but I’m not autistic.”

     

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    Shane Hollander realizes he might be autistic. He is the last person to do so.

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    05 Mar 2026