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    Belladonna has been waiting for her only son Bilbo to join her in Yavanna's pastures for many years, but it doesn't quite turn out the way she'd hoped. It seems love and adventures can change a hobbit in quite different ways.

    Endless, endless thanks to H. Savinien for their wonderful beta-ing!

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Summoned to Erebor for his particular talents, Bilbo Baggins (formerly of Bag End) simply meant to explore the East, uncover the cause of old King Thráin's peculiar behaviour, and perhaps cast out a troublesome wraith or two.

    He certainly didn't intend to kidnap the Crown Prince.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    AU (Erebor never fell). The Kingdom of Erebor is rich and powerful but the dwarrow within are not happy. For an ancient curse has fallen on their Crown Prince and he had been turned to stone. Only the presence of his One will return him to normality-but if he does not meet the mate Mahal made for him before the Midwinter Festival, before midnight on the Yule Solstice, he will remain stone forever.

    When a lowly Hobbit cleaner finds a statue incongruously in a hidden corridor, he of course has no idea who he is or what story lies behind his presence. Or who the grumpy dwarf Prince is who appeared when he returned to the corridor to perform an act of kindness. If only Bilbo Baggins knew why the Prince was desperate for him to return, perhaps he could help...and cure more than an ancient curse...

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The Company of Thorin Oakenshield fell in battle, valiantly defending their newly reclaimed kingdom with all that they had and leaving their Hobbit behind to mourn a loss so profound that he found himself Fading in his grief.

    Yavanna Kementári shall have absolutely none of that, thank you very much.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    A silly hobbit one shot.

    Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.

    Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.

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    12 Apr 2026