detective_sarcasm
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The Observations of Peter Parker by detective_sarcasm
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Oct 2025
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It’s a gift Ned. People like gifts, even billionaires.” Ned wrinkled his nose in disbelief, simply shaking his head.
“Maybe you should just give him a solid high five instead. He seems like a high five person.” Peter groaned, shoving Ned playfully.
“He is so NOT a high five person.”
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OR: Peter realizes that gift giving is Tony’s love language and gives him a gift. Cue unreasonably excited billionaire.
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You’re the Burden I Want to Carry by detective_sarcasm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 May 2025
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He had learned over the years that his panic attacks and nightmares left Pepper anxious and terrified, and he did everything in his power to show that he was okay for her.
Or Tony Stark has nightmares and feels horrible about waking Pepper up and Bruce is concerned for Tony’s wellbeing.
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The Doctor’s Sickness by detective_sarcasm
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
17 Feb 2025
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“I’m fairly certain you do need your prescribed medication though.”
“I’m a doctor, Sherlock. Please just,” John hesitated his voice cracking under the weight of his words, “just leave me be.”
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John has PTSD and stops taking meds. Sherlock is concerned but also Sherlock, so they’re both just trying their best.
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That’s Not Asthma, That’s Anxiety by detective_sarcasm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
18 Nov 2024
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"That wasn't an asthma attack, that was a panic attack Peter." Tony said softly as he listened to Peter's lungs.
"No," Peter shook his head, "that's impossible."
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The title basically.
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Did you Just Drink From My Cup? by detective_sarcasm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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You know that “did you just drink from my cup” trope or whatever? Yeah, I did that.
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Working Hard or Hardly Working? by Whovian101
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin
01 May 2025
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Emmett has always been overworked, but after the fallout with Callahan, it's worse than ever.
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- Part 1 of Emmett Forrest is Falling Apart
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05 Mar 2026
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Two Jobs in Addition to Class by Whovian101
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin
14 Aug 2025
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No one really thought that Elle was the only victim of Callahan's predatory actions. She was just the first one who spoke up about it.
No one imagined that before her, there was Emmett.Series
- Part 2 of Emmett Forrest is Falling Apart
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05 Mar 2026
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still there's me beside you by themetaphorgirl
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
08 Jul 2024
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Somehow their job went horribly wrong, and Lockwood and Lucy are trapped in debris waiting for help to arrive. Lucy is badly hurt, and Lockwood is so distracted in his efforts to help her that he doesn't notice that he's not doing that great either.
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- Part 1 of Locklyle Week 2024
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21 Jan 2026
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how to be yours by themetaphorgirl
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
17 Jan 2024
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Lockwood is so relieved to have Lucy back, but when he comes down with the world’s worst case of the stomach flu he can’t help but panic that she’s going to walk out that door again. Luckily for him, she has no such intentions.
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16 Jan 2026
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Usually, it was gunfire and bomb threats that would cause an episode. Sometimes, it was minor inconveniences stacked up on top of each other during an already shitty day.
John has a severe PTSD episode. Sherlock (and Mariana) pick up the pieces.
Bookmarked by detective_sarcasm
26 Dec 2025