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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    [xmossmouthx] berdly pls
    [xmossmouthx] i have a family
    [xmossmouthx] spare me

    Berdly considered this for a moment. He was presented with a paradox as old as time. Would he let the trolley run over his dignity or run over Schrodinger's cat of romance? Before he could decide, another message appeared.

    [suz1z1lla] berdly how tf do u have so many diamonds

    Berdly’s attention snapped towards his house on the horizon, which Susie had clearly begun to plunder.

    [smartgenius555] SUSAN I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
    OR ELSE.

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    How embarrassing it was to be smitten: to--in defiance of logic--hope. Because, in truth, it was painfully obvious that “Kerdly” was not canon.

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    Or,

    Berdly has a fat crush and thin confidence. Susie helps him out for the bit. Everyone plays a lot of videogames together.

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    25 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FUCKING Funny

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    Growing frustrated by the constant jabs he receives at the hands of Susie for his lack of romantic conquests, Berdly maybe possibly tells a teensy tiny, itty-bitty, completely unimportant really, white lie. And maybe possibly drags his rival into it.

    …He’s really gotten the two of them in a pickle, hasn’t he?

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 4 buddy