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    Harry, having grown up a little more rough around the edges than Dumbledore would have hoped for, decided to embrace the part of himself that the Hat said would do well in Slytherin. But instead of letting it sort him amongst the snakes, he decided to do it his way—by using the foolhardy bravery that Gryffindor was known for to hide the cunning he kept close to his chest.

    Harry begins his journey into the magical world, unknowingly following his parents footsteps far closer than anyone could have expected. Of course, to be able to notice this, people would have first had to have known the path his parents actually took. Hidden heritages and unexpected inheritances lead to chaos as two generations of marauders come together to save the world from the havoc created by prejudice and ego.

    The title comes from the saying "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".

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    26 Dec 2025

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    You are the one and only, Spider-Woman.

    After taking a leap of faith and deciding to finally move out of New York, you find yourself starting a new life in Metropolis. You find yourself out of your league and wondering; what comes next?

    Then you meet Clark Kent, an unnaturally soft yet jacked man with a smile that rivals the sun in intensity.

    You’ve never been so ready to burn.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    10. Absolute Masterpiece.

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    Aizawa is a tired barista by day, and an equally tired hero by night. Life is exhausting, but he's managed to get by on copious amounts of coffee and five hours of sleep, until now...

    Hizashi has an urban legend to uphold: he's never been to the same coffeeshop twice! Well, that was true until he met the abrasive barista at the Extroverted Hermit. Even so, he can't let anything get in the way of his grand debut as the Voice Villain: Present Mic! His first order of business? Get rid of the hero Eraserhead!

    When Hizashi realises the barista he's taken a shine to is the selfsame hero he's promised to destroy, will he be forced to turn a new leaf or will he use the situation to his own twisted advantage?

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    22 Oct 2025

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    completed <3 reread again pls

  4. Rec 82

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    Prompt: "You know, if you don't stop accidentally hitting on me, I'm gonna have to accidentally take you seriously. And then what would we do?"

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Completed.

  5. Rec 84

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    Yuuji's life get a turn for the worst after eating that strange finger his mother always kept hidden. In his defense, he was panicking and that mummified finger seemed tasty. After that, his parents disappeared and his grandfather began to take care of him.

    Also known as "The adventures of Sukuna, the Fairy Godmother".

    On Hiatus for the time being. I am really sorry.

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    20 Aug 2025

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