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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    When you, a Tarnished of no renown, awake with no memories in an empty graveyard with only the armour on your back and a sword to your name, you realize that your only choice in this new life is to become the next Elden Lord.

    In an attempt to get things over with as soon as possible, you rush your way through the Lands Between with the same broadsword and shield that the stranded graveyard spat you out with. Everything's been going great so far– Rennala's defeated, still cradling her egg, and Godrick's no more than a head stuck in sinking mud– so you decide that confronting the Royal Capital can't be too much harder. And it isn't.

    Unfortunately, the moment you deal the final thrust of your blade into Morgott, the Omen King, everything goes black.

    And then you're back at the graveyard.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    You're working the night shift at a gas station in the middle of nowhere when you're almost murdered by the resident serial killer. To your dismay and his delight, you find each other again, and he can finish what he started as many times as he wants.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    The Witchmaid, Meliare, enters the Shadow Keep certain of her impending death at Messmer's hand. And then gets less certain, because despite the Impaler's deadly spear, she survives long enough to start acting stupid.

    You see...she really doesn't want to be Marika's consort.

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    Or: a what-if turned fix-it wherein the Tarnished would really prefer to keep Messmer alive.

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    02 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    The letter arrived, as she always knew it would.

     

    On Chuckles’ trail. If he’ll listen to anyone, it’s you.

     

    She packs her things and points her feet towards Minrathous.

    A loose retelling of the events of Veilguard, if the Inquisitor had been at the ritual.

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    05 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    She is a slave in the service of Andruil with one arm, without a memory or even a name to call her own. Through a fluke of circumstance, she has obtained a tentative position as bodyguard to Andruil’s wife, the newest Evanuris Ghilan’nain, and it is all she can do to keep her head down and herself out of sight, and hope she will be forgotten about.

    But things are changing in Arlathan; Mythal is raising her General to the ranks of the Evanuris, and Andruil and Ghilan’nain must entertain him in their home as all of Elvhenan celebrates his upcoming ascension. He arrives, barefaced and solemn, and so utterly unlike the Huntress and her Wife that the people are beginning to talk of what it means, to be raised so high.

    Worst of all, this Wolf of Mythal looks at the one armed slave like he’s seen a ghost.

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    25 Dec 2024