disrobedient

zhongli blowing a horn with a very serious expression. definitely not a euphemism for anything!



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    “Look at me, child,” the Tsaritsa murmurs, and runs her fingers down Tartaglia’s cheek. He meets her silver eyes and feels lighter somehow. “Would you travel to Liyue for me? Answer.”

    “Yes. Anywhere,” he answers.

    “Would you claim Morax’s gnosis for me? Would you slay him if need be? Answer.”

    “Yes,” he breathes, giddy at the prospect.

    She grips his face, fingers like rusty nails.

    “I have sent a proposal of your hand in marriage to Morax’s court. It has already been accepted. You sail for Liyue in one week. The beast will wed the beast, creep in close, and wait to strike. Do you understand? Answer.”

    “Of course, my queen,” he hears his voice say, but his mind says, What?

    ~

    Tartaglia is wed to the Sunset Emperor of Liyue.

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    Kaeya finds out the hard way that Diluc is a sub.

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    He’s soaked to the bone by the time he makes it home, because his Hydro vision doesn’t protect him from the rain automatically — design flaw; Childe needs an immediate audience with the Hydro archon — and he’s freezing. He fumbles open the door, cursing his numb and stiff fingers as it takes longer than it should, and sighs as he finally steps in and feels the warmth of the inside of their home.

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    Zhongli takes care of Childe.

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    "Right. So what am I going to be writing?”

    “A list.”

    A list of naughty activities for naughty Zhongli xiansheng. Childe chuckles at the thought. Who would think that prim and proper Zhongli likes his partners to write him filthy lists of filthy words?

    “Sure, I can do you a list.” Childe cracks his knuckles. “Any special requests before I start?”

    “Yes,” says Zhongli, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “You shall write a list of things you like.”

    “Of things I like? You mean—”

    “About yourself.”

    Finding himself missing Zhongli in the wake of the Osial incident, Childe sets out to offer Zhongli a contract: he will allow Zhongli to 'take care of him' however he wishes to, in return for the simple pleasure of Zhongli's company.

    However, the two of them come away from their meeting with quite different interpretations of what 'taking care of' a person should mean.

    Aka Childe thinks he's offering Zhongli sex, Zhongli thinks Childe wants to be cared for. Shenanigans ensue.

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    He put his hands in front of his face. They did not look like hands. He knew this because hands usually had thumbs and less fur. And no claws. He turned it over to examine his palm and found digital pads. Thick, reddish-brown hair covered his…he had to call them paws. There was dirt in them, which made him want to wince. He didn’t think he could wince anymore. He continued his examination of himself and discovered that he was, in fact, a wolf now. Or a dog. It was hard to tell when he couldn’t see his own face.

    Diluc returns to Mondstadt, gets turned into a dog (wolf?), and tries to uncover Kaeya's nefarious plan to betray Mondstadt. Unfortunately it's rather hard to do the last one when he's a dog.

    His solution? Get adopted by Kaeya.

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    29 Jan 2023