distortedmya
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The best way of making it through by distortedmya for rosiedoesfic
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
26 Nov 2016
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“What valiant and fearless knights.” Patrick giggles and scratches Bert’s ear, making him melt from a tense stance of alarm into a puddle of drool and labored breath, “Ruby can surely sleep without concern with you two guarding the house.”
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- Part 2 of Brace yourself
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For the most part, Joe is handling this... thing.
He cleaned out all the boxes, took out the trash (in the night time, hidden under a hoodie) and actually fixed the bathroom handle (only after that damned thing fell on his foot). He's doing fine.Series
- Part 1 of Brace yourself
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yeah baby, you get all my hyperarousal responses going by A_Different_Type_of_Flower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Sep 2026
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The fight-or-flight or the fight-flight-or-freeze response, also known as hyperarousal or acute stress response, is a physiological reaction that occurs in response to a perceived harmful event, attack, or threat to survival.
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Instead of running away to box breathe in the bathroom during brunch with his parents, Shane laughs like a lunatic, flees the restaurant, and somehow ends up in his car driving to Boston.
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22 Sep 2026
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Shatterproof by sxfthope
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jun 2026
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Ilya refuses to cancel dinner with Shane's parents, terrified that showing weakness will make them think he is lazy, broken, or a disappointment. But when a severe depressive episode causes his hands to shake, he accidentally drops a crystal water glass.
The sound of the shattering glass triggers a violent childhood trauma, sending Ilya into a full-blown, terrifying panic attack on the dining room floor as he frantically tries to clean up the mess before he gets hit.
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10 Jun 2026
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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05 Jun 2026
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so you must like me for me by alasse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.
It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.
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04 Jun 2026
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without you, without them by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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January 15, 2017
For immediate release.
(English version)The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.
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or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.
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31 May 2026