distracted_dragon
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come back to bed by distracted_dragon for shuofthewind
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
27 Aug 2023
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Lan Fan can’t sleep.
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strings of fate by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
11 Aug 2023
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Born into her second life better suited to wielding an embroidery needle than a sword, Sayaka knows she has a duty to use her uncanny knowledge of the future to help in the fight against Muzan Kibutsuji. As Muzan’s pursuit of immortality threatens to spill rivers of blood, Sayaka must avoid revealing her knowledge of the future to either the demons or the slayer corps while she struggles to untangle the threads of the timeline and mend the fabric of fate itself.
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everyone has a skeleton by distracted_dragon for applejee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)
27 May 2023
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Unknown forces plunge Tim and Dick into a world full of heroes entirely unlike their own. What even is a “quirk”, anyways?
Or: Dick and Tim make new friends, argue about what heroes really are, and show everyone exactly what Bats are capable of.
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birds fly in every direction by distracted_dragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Sep 2021
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Tim Drake lives a perfectly good life. During the day, he's a freshman at Gotham Academy. At night, he surveils criminal activity and sends detailed analyses to Commissioner Gordon. If he's lucky, he might even get a photo of a Bat or two. He even writes increasingly popular LinkedIn articles about vigilantes and the criminal justice system under the pseudonym Jeffrey Anderson.
Gotham is the one that needs help, not Tim.
Bruce Wayne has a thing or two to say about that.
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all these stars are silent by distracted_dragon for mindshelter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
24 Dec 2020
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If there is one singular truth in the universe, it is this: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne will never allow any harm to be inflicted on Conner Kent ever again.
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Little seven year old Sasuke has a very important task to accomplish if he wants to stay together with his best friend: ask Naruto's dad, the feared Hokage, for his son's hand in marriage!
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11 Apr 2026
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Sakumo comes home from a critical mission with more than just a successful report, Kakashi soon finds himself an older brother to a pink-haired girl.
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04 Apr 2026
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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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Bookmarked by distracted_dragon
26 Mar 2026
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Iruka had been having the dreams for as long as he could remember. After his parents’ death they had gone away for a time; then they’d come back with a vengeance, and he had spent the whole year he was fifteen in a haze, not sure whether he was really Iruka or whether he was another, younger boy who skipped stones and laughed and still had a living father.
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Bookmarked by distracted_dragon
19 Mar 2026
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“Wait -”
“Hold still. Right there.”
He’s smiling like a fool when he balances the brim-full shochu cup right on the flat of Tobirama’s bare stomach, trying not to laugh as he lifts his hand up and away slowly. It tilts - precarious for a moment on a narrow base - and slowly settles with Tobirama’s breath.
“You’re trapped,” Madara informs him, still grinning wide enough that he almost spills his own sip of shochu from the corner of his mouth. He sits back at leisure, back resting against one of the smooth wooden posts and surveys the man laid out before him. “At my mercy.”
Tobirama makes that stifled, puffing noise that stands for laughter in his own private language.
Or: one night in an unexpectedly pleasurable marriage.
Bookmarked by distracted_dragon
16 Mar 2026