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    “You fucking knocked me up.”

    There’s a pause before the corner of Rozanov's mouth tilts up, words nearly purring through his grin. “Ah. You are trying to turn me on, yes?”

    or: Shane gets pregnant. Unfortunately the father is Ilya Rozanov, the bane of his existence.

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    04 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Luca Haas arrives at the Morning Glory Milking Farm and shameless smut ensues.

    “Luca, I’m Shane.” Shane smiles at him and holds out his hand. The action of his lips turning up in the corners is enough to make his cheeks dimple and the smattering of freckles across his face move too.

    Luca looks down at his extended hand. No one has spoken so normally to him before and he is used to being referred to just by his number.

    “Hi.” Luca says. He shakes Shane’s hand and Shane returns it firmly.

    “Welcome to Morning Glory, I’m here to get you settled in.”

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    02 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Garbage Truck Ilya Rozanov loves Recycling Bin Shane Hollander

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    02 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    "I saw what you were looking at last week," Ilya murmurs, voice low. "The videos. You watched them twice. You came so hard your hand was shaking. You thought I did not notice because you thought I was asleep. You do not need to hide these fantasies from me, malysh."

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    25 Jul 2026

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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

    --

    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    My collection of Shane and Ilya discovering, exploring, and enjoying watersports, desperation, and bladder play in general. First few fics are sequential, it devolves from there.

    Series wank counter: 14

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    15 Jul 2026

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    After a disastrous world championship last year, the league has mandated that all participating alphas must take a supplemental suppressant. The suppressant thrasidone acetate, infamously known as Alpha Thrash, is a harsh chemical blocker that suppresses extreme alpha aggression, pheromone strength, and mating cycles.

    Two years after their marriage, Shane and Ilya are selected for Team Canada in the world championships, with Shane as captain. While Shane's only omega stipulation is industrial grade scent blockers, Ilya has to take the mandated Alpha Thrash. There is a very slight possibility of a drug interaction with his antidepressants, but it is so rare that the risk is deemed minimal. Besides, Ilya has taken Thrash before. It will be fine. Probably.

    Or; Ilya has a rare drug interaction that causes a paradoxical side effect; the suppressant causes his suppressants to fail. He goes into rut at 35,000 feet. Trapped in a flying tin can of vomiting hockey players. Shane balances being an omega captain with being an omega husband with an audience of hockey royalty.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Four months ago, when Shane Hollander agreed to tattoo a tramp stamp on Boston’s star center, Ilya Rozanov, he certainly wasn’t expecting to get an almost-boyfriend out of the ordeal.

    Good thing Ottawa is just a short drive.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    "I have a pussy on my birthday."

    Ilya pauses. A thousand possible responses come to mind, ranging from 'That's impossible' to 'You're fucking with me' to 'What kind of roleplay even is this?' Instead, what comes out is, "It's not your birthday yet."

    "Well, no." Shane flushes. "It's, like, the whole week around my birthday."

    Ilya raises his eyebrows. "You're telling me you get a pussy during your birthday week? Like some kind of present?"

    ———

    Every year, around his birthday, Shane has a pussy.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “I could be your three out of three.”

    When Shane blinks at him, Rozanov pushes his hair back, curls bouncing back wetly.

    “I am an alpha, yes? And I am single. Sometimes, I am asshole. This I admit. Charming asshole, but still asshole. But I would–for you, I would be nice.”

    Shane Hollander has a plan for his first natural heat in five years: Hayden’s couch, strict boundaries, and absolutely no complications.

    The plan did not account for Ilya Rozanov.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    The rules are simple: win the game, take your prize. Winners get what they’re owed, and the loser pays the price of defeat in the winner’s room.

    Until Ilya Rozanov wins and, as an alpha, instead of choosing an omega like everyone expects, like everyone always does, he looks straight past them and calls Shane Hollander’s name.

    There’s just one problem: Shane is also an alpha.

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    04 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ilya tugged on the leather rope that ran through the anchor ring on the wall. One end of the rope led to the back of the chest harness on Shane. Tracing back the leather rope through the ring led to the other harness buckled around Luca’s chest.

    Ilya proposed a competition for Shane and Luca.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

    ~~~~~~

    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    03 Jul 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 22

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    Shane jerks off while Ilya and Luca are out of the house, but Luca catches him and tells Sir of his disobedience.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “I always want to be fucking you,” Ilya continued as he pressed a finger deep into Shane. “It has taken over my brain. My life. When I am not with you, I am thinking of you.” He added another finger easily, pushing deep. “If I could have my way, you would never wear clothes again. You would simply recline on a throne of furs and softness, where I would fuck you at your leisure.”

    Or: Pregnant omega Shane is feeling insecure about his expanding body. Ilya will make him feel better.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    The flight home seemed to take forever. So did the drive, even as he broke every speed limit. His hand was shaking when he tried to get the key in the door. Once, twice, he missed. Then it was flung open. Shane was standing there. He was dressed only in the smallest pair of briefs, the black fabric stretched over the curve of his muscular thighs and ass. A fine sheen of sweat covered his skin and his chest was heaving with shallow, panting breaths. His eyes were hazy and dark. He smelled like sweat and sweetness and Shane. Like everything Ilya had ever wanted since he was just a boy of seventeen.

    Or: Shane's suppressants are failing.

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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    Comments:
    92
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    3,606
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    503
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    44,523

    02 Jul 2026

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