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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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31 Jan 2026
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“There’s a structure to this show, Agatha.”
“People don’t want structure, they want to be interested enough that they stop watching someone play subway surfers in the background.”
“There’s interesting stuff planned!”
“My stuff is betterrrrrrr.” She sing-songed, twisting her chair back and forth.
“Doing that is gonna fuck up the audio.”
Agatha halted, getting dangerously close to the mic and batting her eyelashes. “Please forgive me gentle listener, Rio is a hardass who apparently doesn’t suffer from ADHD.”
“I will buy you a bucket of fidget spinners if you sit still.” Rio rubbed their temples.
“I’m not a middle school boy.” She put her elbows on the table, placing her chin in her hands. “And I can think of something better to keep my fingers occupied with,” She fucking winked again. “Thoughts?”
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Rio's podcast is beginning to fail. Views are plummeting, sponsors are sparse. Enter: new co-host Agatha who gets on their nerves and saves their show all in one fell swoop.
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31 Jan 2026
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After unhiving, Zosia and Carol navigate whether their relationship was love or manipulation and if they can build something real from it.
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17 Jan 2026
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Agatha and Rio's one-night stand has disastrous consequences.
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That enchanted strap worked a little too well and our favourite witches are forced to confront their twelve-year history with one another, and learn to let the past go as they build a new future together (much to Agatha's dismay and all for Rio's pleasure).
Modern Day, Witchy, and an undisclosed other that you will have to work out for yourselves otherwise it ruins the entire fic AU.
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14 Jan 2026
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Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”
“What do you think I’ll do?”
“Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”
“It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”
“Ex.”
“What?”
Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”
“I said that.”
“No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”
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Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?
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- Part 1 of Numbers From Heaven
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06 Jan 2026