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the sun is fun, the land is dandy by dorkdipstick
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
03 Jun 2023
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Tommy experiences burnout. Benrey is there too.
also known as Scooter Projecting: The Fanfiction
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Scout could not sleep tonight. Luckily for him, neither could Sniper.
or;
Scout is having gender dysphoria and he finds out that Sniper knows how he feels.
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Craig can’t figure out what he’s in trouble for, or why he doesn’t understand things as well as the other kids do. That makes him increasingly frustrated.
(Set during the counsellor’s office scene in Rainforest Shmainforest, s3e1)
!! TW: meltdown scene involving self-injurious behaviours (nothing more than hitting), and describing how sensory overload feels.
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Kyle makes a joke. Stan panics.
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A oneshot of short stories about Kyle's birthdays over a few years, from his super best friend's perspective.
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Happy birthday to Kyle Broflovski and Matt Stone :)
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2am, Where Sensibilities and Propriety Go To Die by this_should_do
Fandoms: Half-Life (Video Games)
19 Dec 2022
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Barney and Gordon have stopped at a gas station on the way to visit the Freeman's place for Christmas. It's late, they're both tired, and Barney looks so beautiful in the headlights.
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Gordon and Barney go out and are forced to eat red lobster. SAD!
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hot dilfs in your area (not clickbait!!1!) by waitineedaname
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware - Fandom
19 Dec 2020
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Stupid Gordon Freeman and his soft looking hair and endearing laugh and dadbod. On top of that, he was a dad. What the hell was up with that. This was just uncalled for.
“Hot DILFs in your area.”
Benrey didn’t even realize they’d said that out loud until Tommy’s chest started shaking underneath them in soft laughter.
“What?” Tommy said, his hand stilling in Benrey’s hair.
The advantage of having a generally monotone voice and not being super expressive was that usually, Benrey could bluff his way out of most of the stupid shit that accidentally came out of his mouth. “Wha?” They said, hoping Tommy would let it slide.
Of course, that advantage was usually negated by having a best friend who was well-versed in his idiosyncrasies and could definitely fill in the blanks to explain the wack thought process he just went on. “Did you just call Gordon a DILF?” Dammit. Tommy was laughing at them. What the fuck. 0/10, worst best friend moments. Uncalled for.
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02 May 2023
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thhis is the most bestest and cutest ever thing that i’ve ever read and i think i’m serious about that. oh mygof
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Gordon…?
Barney stared at the video feed for a few seconds, watching as the man got closer to the camera. It couldn’t be Gordon, could it? Absolutely nothing from him for twenty years, then he shows up out of the blue like this? Barney had to be sure.
Hands shaking, Barney activated his radio and asked another CP officer to shut the gate and stop the civilian before they could go any further. He hoped the voice modulator in the mask hid the weakness in his voice.
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the first few chapters of half life 2 if the characters were allowed to act like actual characters
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04 Apr 2023
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OHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ
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Spy was a man of many disguises.
Though maybe he has a problem with that.