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In his final year of college, Dean Winchester’s got a lot of decisions to make: what he’s going to do with his life, where he’s going to do it, and most importantly, which girl he’s going to do... right now. And later tonight. And the next night. And the next—
When new transfer student Castiel Novak shows up first in his class, and then his friend group, Dean can’t help but see it as an infiltration. Something is up with Castiel, and he’s going to find out what. More accurately, he’s going to enlist his best and longest suffering hacker friend, Charlie Bradbury, to do it for him.
Not a single one of Dean’s suspicions has anything to do with the fact that upon their first meeting, Castiel insults his shoes, his general existence, and his masculinity by— looking at him like that.
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It would be very inconvenient for Castiel to get a crush on Claire's foster parent.
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Once upon a time there was a boy who did something good for a stranger…and was cursed for his kindness. When Castiel was young he gave a hungry traveler pie. In return, she bespelled him: whenever he spoke, fresh mini-pies fell from his lips. From that day on, he never spoke lest he reveal the forbidden magic that inhabited him.
Now Castiel sells pies from his food truck, Honey Pies, and silence is second nature.
One day he meets Dean Winchester, an engineer who promises a miracle. After years of solitude and secrets, can Dean pull Castiel from the shadows? Castiel signs on as his test subject and hopes for normalcy; the last thing he expects is to fall in love.
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