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As if on cue, the baby monitor crackles to life, transmitting a few baby-type coos in static hisses and pops. Andrew pulls back as Neil lets out a displeased whine, his hands dropping from Andrew’s shoulders.
Neil blinks, confused, like he’s never heard a baby cry before in his life. Then it registers. “Oh, right, Maddy.”
“Oh right,” Andrew mocks as he peels back the covers, pushing off the bed, already missing Neil’s warmth. “I’ll check on her.”
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Andrew and Neil offer to babysit their niece, experiencing the many difficulties of parenting firsthand. One difficulty stands out above the rest: the lack of alone time.
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“Seriously?” he hissed. “You’re really going to pretend this is all just random rage? Like it’s some mystery why you can’t stand being in the same room as me? It’s been obvious for years. You’ve always had it out for me. And it’s clear why.”
Seth shoved him again, harder this time. “I don’t want you.”
“You do,” Nicky taunted. “You want me so bad it makes you sick. You want me and you hate that you want me and so you say slurs and act like I’m a fucking disease.”
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Lance is 100%, without a doubt, straight. He has the perfect girlfriend and has never wanted anything more. But suddenly his world is being turned upside down by the boy playing the drums at his local bar--a boy who happens to be very good looking, very gay, and very very interested in Lance.
aka: Good-Boy Lance has a crisis when he meets Keith because he's so damn attractive, and Keith is a little ho that is way too promiscuous and open about his sexuality. The become friends. Confusion and sexual tension ensue.
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The game is assassin. It's a game of skill and strategy. Subterfuge. And clothespins.
Andrew plans to win it all.
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