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    It's Parent's Day at Hogwarts and Professor Granger can't keep her eyes off a particular parent. Sparks fly and burn into something brighter.

    Based on this little Twitter drabble I wrote.

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    02 Dec 2022

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    The worst thing, Draco Malfoy thinks, about being the fallen scion of an ancient and noble house banished to the Muggle world for his various misdeeds, is undoubtedly the grocery shopping. At least it helps him to discover an unexpected talent.

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    12 Aug 2022

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    omg... they were roommates

    (includes ripped Draco art by catmintandthyme)

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    09 May 2022

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    After the war and Azkaban, Draco Malfoy finds himself bored, unemployable, filthy rich, and restless. Sometimes he drinks. Often, he feels sorry for himself. And then, one day, he decides to go for a run.

    A story of healing.

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    02 May 2022

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    Problem:
    I'm a twenty-four year-old academic prodigy, but I'd trade my diplomas for a good, hard fuck. Since that's not a real thing I can do, I guess I'll pack up my dildo collection and go to the States for this doctoral program. If I can raise the money for tuition.

    Solution:
    Virginity: the original NFT. Non-Fuckable Token.
    Assuming someone will pay for it.

    Spoiler:
    Someone does. Handsomely. And repeatedly. And then I stole his cat.

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    “It was that good?” Albus is close to squealing with excitement.

    I take a deep breath. “Promise you won’t tell?”

    “Cross my heart.”

    He settles in to wait for the story of how I, Rosalind Jean Weasley-Granger sold my virginity for a small kingdom.

    I take a deep breath and prepare to weave a filthy tale.

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    27 Mar 2022