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    Selene Baratheon, the only trueborn child of King Robert Baratheon, is an unconventional, sword-swinging beauty caught up in the game of thrones. Now she must risk everything for honor, duty, and love. OC/Robb S. eventual OC/Jon S.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Even as a kid, family was never something Phoebe Lim had. Her father was a video game developer and was always away on business trips. Her mother, though she did work occasionally, was never in her right mind to keep Phoebe company. Instead she usually swam around in her wine glass, high as a kite, and yelling at the characters of General Hospital on television. Because of this, Phoebe was as silent as could be in school.

    But one fateful afternoon graced her enough to give her a knight in shining armor. It was recess and Caleb Finnigan was making fun of her for not wearing a training bra. Before she knew it, he was crying with blood pouring out of his nose and Phillip Gallagher was standing beside her, waving his hand as he gasped at the newfound pain. And that day forward, the two remained friends. They were inseparable. ever see them apart.

    With their high school chapter coming to a close soon, Lip and Phoebe decide to start up a little game, a game where they compete to see who can sleep with the most people before graduation. Of course, neither of them will admit that the only reason they're going through with the stupid game is because they're scared of admitting their feelings for the other.

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    Vera's world ended not with a bang, but with a whimper: the year is 2095, the world in the throes of late-stage climate change. The Earth will keep going, the humans - not so much. As it turns out, the apocalypse is contagious: either that, or she has spectacularly bad luck. Waking up naked on a bloody altar isn't the best introduction to a new place, but you make do with what life hands you. After a rocky start, Vera finds herself in Markarth, trying to make a new home for herself amidst the violence, corruption, and Thalmor zealotry. But just when things are finally settling down - as much as they can in the city of blood and silver - a Nord and a Dunmer roll into town with the mother of all bad deals. Always read the fine print.

    This series starts about a year before the events of the game and will continue through the timeline and the DLCs. This fic is the first installment. Canon-compliant(ish), but skews towards a lot of original content. Narration is in 3rd person limited; the protagonist is not the Dragonborn.

    Please note: content warnings applied to individual chapters.
    With deep gratitude to efmrider and polymorphic for their keen beta-ing eyes and support

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