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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Following a lead from an employee, Hob Gadling tracks down a man he's been told to hire for the ship's crew if the... other proposal doesn't work out. As in, yes please, Gadling and Company could do with a big strong ginger like that.

    Suffice to say our man Hob gets a little more than he bargained for, and handles it with the legendary Gadling grace.

    In other words, he ends up on the floor.

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    07 Apr 2024

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    Dream E. tipped well—absurdly well, sometimes, which was probably because Hob actually obeyed all the notes about things like Do not buy apples without sending a picture of them, I will tell you which I want and No other brand is an acceptable substitute on items like Sainsbury's own-brand custard creams. He would order half a dozen of the exact same frozen meal every week for months, then switch to a different one and be just as obsessed with it. There was only one kind of honey he would accept in one size jar. Hob knew probably not only how he took his tea but how many cups of it he drank every day; he was forever forgetting to order teabags and then texting Hob at the last minute to add a box.

    Hob had taken to adding "Do you need tea?" to the standard "This is Robert G. and I'm shopping your grocery order" text.

    (Robert G. who brings the groceries is one of the most-texted numbers in Dream's phone. This will surely never cause any problems.)

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    19 Jun 2023

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    "Trust me," Sasha said. "Jon's not the kind of guy you flirt with. Jon's the kind of guy you woo."

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    02 Jul 2022

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    Then a man walks past him, he looks at him, and a swooping sensation in his gut says yes. It isn’t the vampire part of him. He’s just… really pretty. Really Martin’s type. Short and small, neat and well put together, tired and professional, with perfect posture and a quick, impatient stride. He looks like he works in an office. He looks about a decade older than Martin. He looks important, and dignified, and hot. In that very particular way that Martin’s always been into. 

    Not that… not that attractiveness should have anything to do with picking a meal. Oh, it sounds bad to call people meals. Victims? Even worse. 

    Martin should in fact not pick this man, specifically because of how attracted he is to him. It would be the responsible thing to do. 

    Except he’s already following him. And he’s hungry. 

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    25 Apr 2022

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    Virgil's really bad at peopling, or so his new neighbors find out.

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    07 Apr 2022

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