egomaniac
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JOHN: there’s a ton of hypnotists in the wider magician community! just like there’s escape artists, and illusionists…
DAVE: and what kind of magician are you
DAVE: just the kind that can mesmerize helpless audience members into doing your bidding right is that what youre getting at
DAVE: who else have you been mindbreaking into oblivious submission john -
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After a break-up, Jake finds comfort in his trusty brain ghost. Kind of.
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Fresh from rehab and desperate for a comeback, washed-up child star Jake English accepts an unusual acting gig: “dating” the socially inept son of eccentric A-list director, Dave Strider.
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DAVE: yeah well
DAVE: next time you go pointing fingers about xenophobic porn addictions
DAVE: just remember that theres three pointing back at you -
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“That place is way haunted, Lis." Taffy says this as if she's imparting some arcane wisdom upon her, not the town's only urban legend. She even develops the same spooky cadence that everyone uses to tell it: “On a dark, stormy night... under the full moon... lightning will strike Bachelor's Grove! And all of those sad-sack singles will rise from the dead to take a living bride and drag her, kicking and screaming, back down into the earth. For eternity.”
Kicking and screaming — yeah, right. Being whisked off to spend eternity with a man who desires her enough to claw his way out of the grave isn't what Lisa would call a horror story. Quite the contrary.