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a dream is a soft place to land by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
22 Sep 2024
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Yet today she’s here, in this small-town diner a little ways off Route 37, stuck in an unfulfilling job and a loveless marriage. She’s just a half-hour’s drive away from New York City. Only a half hour’s drive away from her dreams.
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Elizabeth Nelson, née Vaughn, is a small-town waitress who’s always had dreams of making it big as a city planner. The thing that’s keeping her from achieving those dreams? Her dick of a husband, Oren.And, as it turns out, this baby that’s on the way.
Still, the most unexpected things in life are always the most beautiful, aren’t they?
Waitress AU.
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but we go on pretending stories like ours have happy endings by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
01 Jun 2024
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In every life, Elizabeth Vaughn and Josh Barton meet.
In every life, Josh Barton dies.- Language:
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(n.) a state of temporary inactivity or silence
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David returns to a quiet house. -
the awful(ly handsome) cook by eight_point_two_five_million for gay_mafia_stickball
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
20 Oct 2022
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It's Lucas and David's fourth date and Lucas is over at David's to teach him how to cook. And maybe get to know him a little more along the way.
Just one problem. David, earnest as he is, has a track record of consistently screwing up whatever he tries to cook. -
Resurrection in Homo Sapiens (or: Anne Dabbles in the Occult) by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
29 Sep 2022
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When rummaging through a box of things that Kate left for her after the divorce, Anne finds a book on the occult. Within it, a spell to reanimate the recently dead.
So, she enlists David to help her bring Josh back to life. -
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When they end up making zero progress in their study session two days before their sociology final, Beth tries a new strategy to help Lucas get at least some answers correct—incentivization with the promise of alcohol.
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Lucas is sitting in the park (trying to) write, when a dog runs up to him.
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oren-squared by eight_point_two_five_million for TheMomentExplodes
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
26 Aug 2022
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oren and oren, a romance of the ages. one hates liz, the other hates josh. but when liz and josh start kissing, what will the orens do??
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While on a double date, Lucas challenges Kate to a drinking contest when she claims that she's Beth's true best friend in order to defend his status as Beth's best friend.
And then the two see Beth's terrible ex-husband walking by. -
i never liked him, anyway by eight_point_two_five_million, TheMomentExplodes
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
14 Aug 2022
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Upon learning that his ex-wife's current husband had recently passed away, Oren decided that this was the perfect opportunity for him to travel to New York City and get her back to where she belonged. In Phoenix, Arizona, right by his side.
He was in for a hell of a surprise. -
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What if Lucas hadn't angrily walked away from Beth the day they met in Bryant Park?
Prompt: An alternate ending to an episode or scene.
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- Part 2 of ao3 cotd short fic challenge
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i believe that we get but one true love by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
01 Aug 2022
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Kate had believed in the power of true love and fate for as long as she could remember. This was solidified by her picture-perfect relationship with Anne. But then she walked in on Anne with some other girl. And it all came crashing down.
Or: A glimpse of Kate's belief in fate over the years and in tandem with her relationship with Anne.
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There's a longstanding permanent ban on David's entry into the kitchen. Any kitchen.
Here's why.- Language:
- English
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- 407
- Chapters:
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- 5
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the nonlinearity of grief by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
25 Jul 2022
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Liz meets Lucas and David's kid for the first time.
Prompt: That emotional moment that you can't find a plot for.
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- Part 1 of ao3 cotd short fic challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 194
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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i don't know how, but i suddenly lose control (there's a fire within my soul) by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
20 Jul 2022
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The gang—Liz and Josh, Lucas and David, Kate, and the kids—decide to go on a vacation upstate.
Much to Kate's chagrin, her ex-wife Anne's there as well.
She doesn't think she can survive this sudden resurfacing of feelings. And that's before they end up having to share a bed.
She's screwed. She's so, so screwed. -
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Kate sees a spider. Things devolve into chaos from there.
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some other me does not feel like some tired old fool by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
02 Jun 2022
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Then, suddenly, he sees him standing at the front of the queue.
What the fuck? How’s that even possible?
Tall, dark-haired, incredibly cute—that’s him, for sure! The man from his dreams. He’d recognize that face—the face that’s been plaguing his mind for two weeks—anywhere.
How could a man who he imagined be standing right there in front of him? Is he dreaming?
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Ever since he and Beth made up, Lucas has been having recurring dreams of a (very attractive) stranger every night, where he and said stranger go on a date. He doesn't really think too much of it—it's just a dream.
But that's before he meets that handsome man from his dreams.
And the whole dream situation only seems to exacerbate when he and the man of his dreams actually start to date. -
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Five reactions following the aftermath of Josh's death.
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babe, you're in a real-life couple (try that on for size) by eight_point_two_five_million
Fandoms: If/Then - Kitt/Yorkey
31 Mar 2022
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David has a perfectly constructed foolproof plan for his and Lucas's one year anniversary that he's sure cannot fall apart.
...Until it starts to fall apart at the seams.- Language:
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- 2,064
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- 6
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Lucas wakes David up late at night with a burning question in mind.