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    "The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, and brought Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, given that you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"

    Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."

    "Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "Thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.


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    His expression loses all traces of humanity. “Run along, my dear girl,” he says, dark with warning. “You will find no happiness or love with me in this life.”

    A feeling of shivering horror washes over her like a great bell had been closed over her head and struck with a hammer. 

    “I don’t want happiness,” she says firmly. “I don’t want your love. I only want to be free.”

    Young Solus Galvus somehow forgot all about his long-ago arranged marriage to his fiancée. It can't be because a terrifying, ancient, immortal wizard just took over the boy's body and now plans to conquer the world with it.

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  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    You are haunted by the memories of a past you don't want to recount. Kirsh helps you reframe it.

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    24 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "You're about to ask me for hot chocolate after you just spent fifteen minutes throwing up, aren't you?"

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    24 Nov 2025

  5. Rec 2

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    The Sulaco stops by a Weyland-Yutani waystation that hosts a recreation hall with a game room and an adjoining bar — a perfect storm. You and the crew come aboard for some much needed hijinks, Bishop hooked to your hip. Good thing he stays there too, otherwise you'd still be embarrassing yourself at the pool table.

    based on an idea passed between me and a friend!
    cross posted on tumblr!

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    07 Nov 2025