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    A SI into Selyse Florent, later Selyse Baratheon. Refusing this time around to be vexed by a mustache, lack of indoor plumbing, and no more guacamole in favor of keeping her eyes on the prize: Surviving the upcoming Long Night and not letting Melisandre go Full Melisandre.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    A 30 year old American farmer is sent to the world of ASOIAF. Follow as he tries to create a life for himself.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    A man from modern day America wakes up to find himself in Westeros, years before the show's start. As a fan (and to an extent, realist), how will he act according to the future he knows is coming?

    I'm withholding any relationship tags or archive warnings to avoid giving too much of the game away. Hope you can forgive me!

    *Currently on writing hiatus. As of 12/24/2024, 4k out of 100k words written. Sooo...this isn't the Christmas present/update I wanted to give you. Due to family life, unexpected happenstance and the general exhaustion of politics in 2024, I didn't write nearly as much as I usually do. Not even my own stuff. I do apologize for that.

    With that, I still plan to finish this thing. I still plan to write the 100k words and I believe there's no reason I can't finish that in 2025. It will just be much later in 2025 than I was hoping. Again, my apologies. Have a good holiday if you can, everyone. See you for a later update. Hopefully with a much higher word count.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Peter’s gotten used to Gotham by now. The thousand little sounds that build up to the cacophony of a city in controlled chaos. But it isn’t home, and it never will be, and the more time passes, the more that thought makes him twitch. He’s frustrated by it, annoyed that he feels like he’s forcing his way through a world that doesn’t belong to him. Worse, the Soul Stone is starting to become more and more of an issue. As if it senses something coming.

    Tony's last words had been 'the threat always comes back.' Thanos won't be thwarted forever, only delayed. Eventually, he's going to hunt down the stray Soul Stone that Peter holds.

    The Bats have a few opinions on that. The Avengers that have fallen into this other world have a few of their own. And there's the problem of Dr. Strange's letter...

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    Conclusion to the story started in Dark Matter.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    The last thing Arya remembered was killing the Night King, but then she wakes, confused and disoriented in the Godswood on the day of her own birth. Her relief that all her family is still alive is quickly tempered by the realization that all her family's enemies are also alive again. And so she sets out once again to cross all the names off her list and keep the Starks alive this time - regardless of whether they would approve.

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    20 May 2025