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    Hi Mr. Hayden,

    We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.

    In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.

    For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?

    or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Really fucking cool coding

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    When a human head of state publicly insults the ancient Vampire King, the price of peace is a political union. Shane Hollander, high school teacher and assistant hockey coach, is one of the only humans in the world with a rare bloodline. He’s given an impossible choice: become a Tribute Consort to vampire Crown Prince Ilya, or watch the human race burn.

    Their union is meant to be a symbolic gesture to prevent war. Shane tells himself he can survive the vampire court's deadly politics, the centuries-old intrigue, and the weight of being a living apology for his species' mistakes.

    What he doesn't expect is the way Ilya looks at him when no one else is watching.

    When a secret society abducts Shane to drain and auction his rare blood to the highest bidder, the carefully constructed facade shatters. The vampire Crown Prince the world fears isn't cold at all, he's been holding something far more dangerous in check. And what Ilya is willing to destroy to reclaim his Consort will reshape the balance of power between their worlds.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    A work of fucking art

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    “The Rozanov boy hasn’t had his first rut. But when he does, Grigori will pass the title onto him. Based on our intel…his body is preparing for it. It will happen soon enough. Before eighteen, certainly.”

    “Then what?” Shane asks, although he already knows the answer.

    “Then, you two will be married. And you will procreate. And you won’t disappoint.”

    “You say it like it’s so easy.” Reverend Mother crosses her arms, and Yuna is taken back to when she was pregnant. That same judgement is there, but it’s hoisted upon her son, now.

    ”Lying down and being bred isn’t hard at all.”

    [or: plans on plans have been made, all leading up to shane and ilya’s marriage and subsequent mating. shane hates it, and ilya…well, shane doesn’t care for how he feels. he’ll be duke of caladan, regardless.]

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    12 Feb 2026

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    work of art

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    Over the course of three centuries, vampire nobleman Ilya Rozanov has survived the rise and fall of kingdoms and covens alike.

    He does not know if he can survive Shane Hollander's stupid fucking smoothies.

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Metros captain Shane Hollander on addiction, recovery, and what it cost to ask for help.

    Eighteen months after completing a 60-day inpatient rehabilitation program, Hollander and his partner, Ottawa Centaurs forward Ilya Rozanov, sit down for their first joint interview.

    Published in partnership with the Irina Foundation for Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

    A Sportsnet Magazine feature by Catherine Morin-Bouchard.

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    11 Feb 2026