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The Future Imperfect by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Sep 2024
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The first time Gale meets Astarion, the elf yanks him out of the portal and back onto solid ground. He’s kind and grateful as he introduces himself.
And something in Astarion sinks.
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The first time Astarion meets Gale, the man is tumbling into his office at the courts with a grin. He greets Astarion like an old friend –
He always does. The wizard comes and goes every few decades, never appearing for more than an hour at a time, but it’s always with a level of warmth that feels ill-placed. He’s a confusing sort of man. Astarion shouldn’t like him. He certainly doesn’t want to.
If only Gale would stop being so… Gale.
(Very, very loosely inspired by The Time Traveler’s Wife.)
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Pairing Up by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Jul 2024
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Practically all of their former adventuring party has, after all.
When Gale is invited to a third wedding after helping to save the world, the last thing he plans on doing is admitting his feelings for Astarion.
(A short, slightly porny moment between two people who've been pining for each other for ages.)
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Picking Up Threads by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Aug 2023
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One night. All it takes is one night to change the trajectory of everything.
Bilbo had no idea what the consequences of their night in Rivendell would be, but he wouldn't change it for the world.
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- Part 1 of Picking Up Threads
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For the prompt of: "Stiles/Mr. Whittemore. Do it. Sugar daddy. Stiles calls him Davie or Davie Baby. Daddy, when he's asking for something."
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Grief by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired) for LoveableGyrl1243
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Apr 2023
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It's not that Steve finds it difficult to sleep. It's that he doesn't want to, not with the kind of dreams he usually ends up having.
So he patrols around the edges of Hawkins until he's exhausted. Most of the time, he doesn't see anything even though the line of death is creeping closer and closer.
Most of the time.
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Monsterfucking ahead! Read the tags.
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Down in a Dead Man's Town by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Jan 2023
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When Steve nearly runs over Will Byers on that fateful night in 1983, he doesn’t expect offering him a ride home would result in both of them being hunted into another dimension. Surviving there is hard. Adapting to normal life again is even harder. His old self settles like an ill-fitting suit, and there’s no room for nightmares and fear and his new bond with Will in it. As he struggles to find a new normal he can live with, Steve finds himself befriending a bunch of kids and maybe (definitely) falling in love with a local weed dealer.
A Stranger Things Big Bang fic
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An Ache, a Familiar Face by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired) for shoujo_wizard
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jan 2023
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All those years of slowly building himself up, of playing for almost nothing, of printing and hanging up thick stacks of posters with Gareth and the boys — those were always in the cards for Eddie. He’s just not sure how Steve motherfucking Harrington has managed to wedge himself in.
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Or, in a universe where Eddie got out of Hawkins before Vecna made himself known, he and Steve find each other anyway. (Featuring Steve, Nancy, and Robin in a band of their own)
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You'll Fake It If You Have To by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Nov 2022
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If he’s being honest with himself, that deep-seated sense of wrongness started a long time before he presented. He still doesn’t feel perfect. There’s a lump in the back of his throat if he lets himself think past the here and now, but it’s different, because sitting there on the edge of the hotel mattress watching Eddie test the water temperature before plugging up the bath also makes him feel lighter than he has in years.
Or maybe ever.
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Or, Steve's POV before and after the bitching fic.
Title from "A Better Son/Daughter" by Rilo Kiley. Details on the heaviest parts in the notes!
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- Part 2 of the one with the bitching
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A Quick Reprieve by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Prodigal Son (TV 2019)
31 Oct 2022
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The Whitly house is filled with guests. A variety of deep toned dresses break up the slew of classic black suits, and Malcolm pointedly does not spend much time staring at the red ones, because he’s dreamt about blood soaking these halls plenty on his own without helpful little nudges. He takes a canape from a waiter as they pass.
Someone leans against the wall next to him. The warmth of their body is comforting, familiar. JT has no reason not to linger on the handful of reds in the crowd. There’s one dress covered in artistic splatters just too on the pink side to be too blatant. “That’s ballsy.”
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Kinktober Day 31: Writer's Choice
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- Part 31 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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The Art of Relaxation by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired) for goldenroad
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
31 Oct 2022
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Nancy's first set of finals at Emerson are coming up, and she's stressed.
Robin knows one way to get her to relax.
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The Fruity Four are poly and Robin calls in her best friend and his boyfriend to help her girlfriend take a goddamn break.
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Kinktober Day 30: Impact Play | Pillow Talk
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- Part 30 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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A Most Gracious Host by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
29 Oct 2022
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It takes a moment to remember he’s not back in his quarters. He can’t be. The last thing he remembers, he was down on Bajor collecting fungal samples deep in the biggest forest the planet has to offer. He was to signal when he was done, and then he’d be beamed up. Except he doesn’t remember any of that.
Nor does he remember getting hurt. Even if he had perhaps hit his head and consequently forgot the resulting trauma, he wouldn’t be waking up on a soft bed. He’d be in medbay. He’d hear the soft sounds of his staff around him instead of utter silence. He wouldn’t be restrained.
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Julian and Garak do a little CNC roleplay
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Kinktober Day 29: Kidnapper/Hostage
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- Part 29 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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Opportunity of a Lifetime by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Oct 2022
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When Eddie takes a trip to his favorite club in Indy, he's not expecting to find a bitching, but that's okay, because he's always wanted to take part in one.
What he's really not expecting is that Steve Harrington is the one who wants to be bitched.
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Kinktober Day 28: Stranger Sex | Cum Dumpster
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- Part 28 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
- Part 1 of the one with the bitching
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The rope, smooth and sturdy, is wrapped around his chest with as much care as possible. Gil watches and tests, confident but unwilling to let it get in the way of his safety. He stops once there are two thick stretches of rope wrapped around him. “How does that feel?”
“Perfect.”
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Kinktober Day 27: Suspension
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- Part 27 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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A Moment of Peace by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: A Taste of Gold and Iron - Alexandra Rowland
26 Oct 2022
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He stands on the sand, feeling the earth branding his bare feet, and moves through basic stretches as he watches Evemer wade into the water. The gentle waves lap at his thighs, reaching ever higher with every step he takes, and yet nothing is obscured. Kadou’s own body is sun dry. They lounged on the sand together after a morning dip. Tadek joined them briefly for breakfast, but the rest of the kahyalar who accompanied them gave them their distance today, ever mindful of how much diplomacy their prince found himself embroiled in and therefore how little time he had to be himself.
Turning, likely having felt the weight of his gaze, Evemer gives him a private smile. “Are you going to join me?”
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Kinktober Day 26: Beach Sex
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- Part 26 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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Affection by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
25 Oct 2022
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The door whooshes open just in time to hear a dull thud. Then silence.
Chris can’t help the grin that spreads across his face.
There in the kitchen, an apron draped over his bump and a chef’s knife in his hand, is Spock. “I thought I would begin dinner preparations.” He resumes his chopping and makes quick work of two peeled carrots.
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Kinktober Day 25: Bellies
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- Part 25 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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A Simple Massage by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
25 Oct 2022
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Reaching across the small table, Garak lays a hand over his. “What is it you humans say? Ah yes, I’ll be right as rain tomorrow. I had a long day at the shop made longer by a handful of particularly picky customers.”
“At least let me offer a simple massage.” He hasn’t been brushed off yet, and so Julian sees no harm in pushing a little more. He keeps his body language loose and open and knows Garak appreciates the effort despite being able to see it for what it is.
Surprisingly enough, Garak doesn’t decline. He tilts his head, smile still in place, and considers it for the briefest of moments. “If you think it best, who am I to disagree?”
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Kinktober Day 24: Accidental Stimulation
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- Part 24 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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Pushing his near empty plate forward, Eddie looks between the both of them, brow creased, the line of his mouth grim despite the almost eager way he leans forward. “So how does this work?” He’s not running. He’s not backing out. He’s dead serious about this.
“You share me.” Buck shifts in her seat. “My cunt belongs to Daddy, but other than that? Anyway you want me, Diaz.”
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Bobby and Eddie share Fem!Buck for the first time.
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Kinktober Day 23: Spitroasting
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- Part 23 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
- Part 2 of Daddy's Girl
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A Worthy Experiment by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
22 Oct 2022
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Spock’s kneeling there on the floor between Chris’ legs with perfect form, fingers providing just the right amount of pressure around the base of Chris’ cock to keep him from coming. He’s in control, and they both know it.
Really, Chris should have known better than to assume this was going to be an easy thing.
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Kinktober Day 22: Orgasm Control
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- Part 22 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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Dinner Date by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired) for AShortWalkToDelinquency
Fandoms: Prodigal Son (TV 2019)
21 Oct 2022
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It didn’t help that Malcolm only stopped by for lunch. He glanced over at the closed blinds before giving JT a soft kiss, no more than a peck, and then he was gone.
Probably to get ready. To pick out something attractive and comfortable to wear, something JT would gladly divest him of after dinner. To check on his bird and buy a bottle of fine wine and then go on over to JT’s house to offer Tally help with food. It’s almost as difficult to focus as if he’d stuck around.
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Gil and Malcolm often end up on dates with JT and Tally, and the four of them have become a thing.
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Kinktober Day 21: Fingering | Swinging/Partner Swap
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- Part 21 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again
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Stop and Smell the Alien Roses by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
20 Oct 2022
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Boimler drops to the ground and actually catches his breath this time. He feels hot and sweaty and gross. He is so going to hit the showers once he turns in his report. First, though, they have to get off this planet. He turns to Ransom, about to ask if he has any ideas, but the words escape him.
Because Ransom is staring at him intently. He almost looks… mad? But not? Whatever it is, it’s intense.
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Some classic sex pollen shenanigans
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Kinktober Day 20: Clothed Sex
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- Part 20 of Kinktober 2022, here we go again