holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms
- Prodigal Son (TV 2019) (89)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (37)
- The Boys (TV 2019) (24)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (10)
- Kingsman (Movies) (7)
Recent works
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The Future Imperfect by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Sep 2024
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The first time Gale meets Astarion, the elf yanks him out of the portal and back onto solid ground. He’s kind and grateful as he introduces himself.
And something in Astarion sinks.
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The first time Astarion meets Gale, the man is tumbling into his office at the courts with a grin. He greets Astarion like an old friend –
He always does. The wizard comes and goes every few decades, never appearing for more than an hour at a time, but it’s always with a level of warmth that feels ill-placed. He’s a confusing sort of man. Astarion shouldn’t like him. He certainly doesn’t want to.
If only Gale would stop being so… Gale.
(Very, very loosely inspired by The Time Traveler’s Wife.)
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Pairing Up by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Jul 2024
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Practically all of their former adventuring party has, after all.
When Gale is invited to a third wedding after helping to save the world, the last thing he plans on doing is admitting his feelings for Astarion.
(A short, slightly porny moment between two people who've been pining for each other for ages.)
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Picking Up Threads by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Aug 2023
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One night. All it takes is one night to change the trajectory of everything.
Bilbo had no idea what the consequences of their night in Rivendell would be, but he wouldn't change it for the world.
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- Part 1 of Picking Up Threads
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For the prompt of: "Stiles/Mr. Whittemore. Do it. Sugar daddy. Stiles calls him Davie or Davie Baby. Daddy, when he's asking for something."
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Grief by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired) for LoveableGyrl1243
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Apr 2023
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It's not that Steve finds it difficult to sleep. It's that he doesn't want to, not with the kind of dreams he usually ends up having.
So he patrols around the edges of Hawkins until he's exhausted. Most of the time, he doesn't see anything even though the line of death is creeping closer and closer.
Most of the time.
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Monsterfucking ahead! Read the tags.
Recent series
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Picking Up Threads by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
26 Aug 2023
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the one with the bitching by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Nov 2022
- Words:
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- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 69
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Kinktober 2022, here we go again by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), A Taste of Gold and Iron - Alexandra Rowland, Prodigal Son (TV 2019), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Boys (TV 2019)
31 Oct 2022
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This year will be a grab bag of fandoms including:
Star Trek Strange New Worlds
Star Trek The Next Generation
The Boys
Prodigal Son
Stranger Things
Star Trek Deep Space 9
911 Fox
Star Trek Lower DecksAll prompts come from this list: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36265789
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- 50,624
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- 31
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- 10
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These works were completed for 9-1-1 Bingo!
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Baby, I'll Behave by Naivelittleprincess
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Dec 2024
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"I will rip you apart."
This wasn't Barnes. Not really. It was whatever less human version of him Hydra had forced onto this world. Tony knew that. And maybe he should pity him instead. But in the face of this half-crazed prisoner, Tony could only remember all the times some Alpha had tried to humiliate him, bring him down to his rightful place. It was rage, potent and poisonous climbing up on his throat that forced him to take the last few steps—that brought him face to face with the soldier.
"I'd like to see you try," Tony challenged him with the snarl.
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- English
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Bookmarked by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
20 Jan 2025
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Hughie has belonged to Homelander longer than he knows.
Bookmarked by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
18 Jun 2024
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Harry Potter makes a wish on Christmas Eve. He wants a family to love him. Will his wish be granted?
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Bookmarked by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
11 Oct 2019
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Kink Meme Fill: Claudia spies on her brother making love to his lover, preferably Leonardo. It could be on purpose, or accidental.
Bookmarked by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
22 Jun 2015
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It starts with being cursed.
No, scratch that. It starts with a garden and a serpent. And no, it goes a little differently from what you’d think.
Bookmarked by holyfudgemonkeys (erraticallyinspired)
06 May 2015