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Mrs & Mrs Harkness-Vidal by forestgreentrees
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Aug 2025
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“Look, I don’t care about how we feel about each other in our personal lives, but during missions, we are so disgustingly in love people would write movies about us, got it? You’re going to blow the whole mission.”
Rio’s head jerked back at that. “I’m going to blow the whole mission? I’ve been the only one doing anything!”
Agatha’s hand clenched around the door knob. “And what makes you say that?”
Red began to taint Rio’s skin. “I’ve been looking for our mission target.” Rio leaned in closer, her face inches away from Agatha’s, “Whilst you’ve been…what? Playing catch up with friends.”
Agatha smirked.
“Something funny?” Rio asked, her breath hot against Agatha’s face.
Or: The Smith's Programme, the only programme in the FBI that forces you to marry a complete and utter stranger whom you must complete top-secret missions with. As soon as the two women lay eyes on each other, it is clear Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness are attracted to one another. But is it just that, or will they inevitably fall in love? Time will tell.
Based on the TV show version of Mr & Mrs Smith.
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- Part 1 of Mrs & Mrs Harkness-Vidal
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A Tentative Ellipsis (the parting of your lips and the ache in your eyes) by sweetmidnights
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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“Why does this ridiculous little family have to include me? Sounds like you’re just making up reasons to be upset,” Agatha said, pursing her lips to try and keep in character, to not let her performance slip.
“Because it’s you, Agatha," Billy said, not letting go of Agtha's hands. "Because I love you and you matter to me. You matter, Agatha. You always have, that has never changed. You are the heart of this family, no matter what you pretend to be otherwise to keep us at arm’s length. Our beating, bleeding, broken heart that we need to stay alive.”
“I’m not broken,” Agatha grumbled, not hating the analogy as much as she should. “Quit writing me poetry.”
“No, Agatha, you’re not broken. But we hurt you, we broke your heart, and I won’t pretend that we didn’t. Please give us a chance, give me a chance to make this right. Just one more time. And if you hate it, I promise to never ask you again. Just one more tour.”
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Or, Fleetwood Mac rewritten as ex-wives Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal. It's been 10 years since the band broke up-- can anything be salvaged?
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- Part 1 of Under the Violet Light
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the landscape after cruelty which is, of course, a garden by thetroublewithwanting
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV)
05 Nov 2025
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allow my love to find her brutal way to me by thiswildernessismyhome
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
29 Dec 2024
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The door explodes.
“Honey, I’m home,” Rio calls out as she stalks inside, a huntress, a predator scanning the room for her prey.
A few centuries ago, Rio never would have described herself as vengeful. Death isn’t angry, doesn’t hold grudges, isn’t kind or unkind – Death simply is. Flowers bloom and wilt, leaves turn brown and fall into soil to rot, and humans live until they die. It’s the natural order of things, and Rio’s job is simply to keep the cycle turning. There was never any spite to it, no bitterness or hostility.
And then she met Agatha Harkness.
Rio just wants one conversation with Agatha. One.
And if she has to trap them both in a time loop to make it happen, so be it.
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blood in the cut by thiswildernessismyhome for fivewhatfive
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Feb 2025
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“So let me get this straight,” Rio says. “You lost the Darkhold. You’ve got no power. And the Scarlet Witch is so pissed off that she’s been – what? Keeping you prisoner here as someone else?”
“Pretty much.”
Rio nods, looking thoughtful. And then she lets her head fall back and cackles.
“Oh, sweetheart,” she says, absolutely delighted. “You are so fucked.”
Agatha likes to pretend she doesn’t have regrets. But accidentally teaching Wanda how to send people back into their own memories?
Yeah. She might regret that.