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Wilson was wearing a sweater.
And not just any sweater.
An oversized, thick, ratty red thing that looked like it had been hand stitched by the dust mites living in its threads.
It was horrifyingly ugly. It was a complete eye sore. The way Wilson’s white lab coat was layered made it even more awkward, with the sleeves struggling to contain the chunky wool.
Wilson looked ridiculous.
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or: wilson wears an ugly sweater. house finds out he has a thing for pretty boys in ugly sweaters.
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25 Oct 2025
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A heatwave rolls through New Jersey, and House & Wilson's air conditioning is out. However, that's not the only reason things get heated!!
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25 Oct 2025
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He’s not so sure. He’s not so sure about a few things. He’s unsure why he even allowed Wilson on his lap in the first place; maybe with the few beers in him he didn’t really notice. Not at first, at least. He’s not sure. Will Wilson even remember he did this tomorrow? There’s that, too. He’s not sure if he will, and he’s not sure if that matters to him.
They’re drunk.
People do dumb shit when they’re drunk.
No big deal.
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Wilson gets shitfaced and winds up in House’s lap. Things happen.
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25 Oct 2025
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Wilson had a migraine.
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24 Oct 2025
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What if when House tells Wilson he loves him, Wilson says it back?
Well, naturally they turn to humor until “I love you”, “I love you too” becomes the most convoluted, gayest inside joke ever. And then of course they realize they mean it.
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23 Oct 2025