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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “This is…smaller than I remember.” Atsumu sits his bag on the ground and sprawls on the bed that the two of you will have to sleep on. “Come on, don’t make that face.”

    For one week, Atsumu and you are staying at a cabin with his team for a vacation. But you’re also fake dating to spare him from getting teased by his team.

    So what you’re still salty for him telling his team that you two are dating? First you’re surrounded by some of his teammates, now you have to share a tiny bed and bathroom.

    Inspired by character by @tbirdie on c.ai!

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Things are not always as they seem. The first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden.” - Phaedrus, Roman fabulist

    In which you have a year to figure out the multifaceted mystery that is Oikawa Tooru.

    In which you have a year to find yourself again.

    In which you have a year to fall in love.

    A year of disappointments and revelations.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Uraraka is trying to get over her motion sickness while playing video games; Bakugou just wants to come in first like he does at everything else. However, when bets get involved, things start to spiral in a completely different direction.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “I need a date to my stupid cousin’s wedding.”

    Uraraka blinked, her mind going blank for a moment as she stared at him.

    He looked at her with indifference, a small sneer at the corner of his lips.

    “Excuse me?”

    Bakugo inhaled slowly, shoving his hands in his pockets as he shuffled his feet, “You heard me.” Red eyes rolled toward the ceiling.

    If she didn’t know better, Uraraka would have sworn he was blushing but she couldn’t be too certain with her ears malfunctioning. “I-” Had she heard him? Because if she had heard him correctly, it sounded like he was indirectly asking her for a favor. “You-” She wasn’t so hungry that her senses were playing tricks on her.

    She’d gone over a day without eating and hadn’t hallucinated.

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    07 Feb 2026