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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    This is the story of how Bruce Wayne - billionaire, socialite, future CEO of Wayne Enterprises (once his father retires) - fell in love with Superman, and then Kal-El, and then Clark Kent. And it all happened because Superman saved him from a collapsing building. The rest is history, as they say.

    Oh and by the way, what is a ‘Bat-Man’?

    “Oh please,” Bruce smirked, trying to hide most of his swooning behind bravado, “Mr Wayne is my father - call me Bruce.” And in his incessant manners, held out a hand for the man to shake, while properly taking in his saviour for the first time. He was wearing a bright blue and red get up, with a large ‘S’ plastered over his chest. It was a bit garish, but Bruce could see the outline of his muscles through the tight suit, so he wasn’t complaining.

    The man looked surprised at Bruce’s comment before smiling timidly and shaking the outheld hand. “Superman,” he replied.

    In which Bruce Wayne lives his dream life. Or so it seems.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Five years after they've reclaimed Erebor, Thorin is sick of home, Bilbo is just sick, and neither is handling the situation ideally.

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    08 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    He’s very aware that, were He a living, breathing human being, He would just be a parasocial stalker. He likes to almost consider Himself part of this family on good days. If He were to come out of hiding only to find that everyone wanted Him gone (which was extremely likely, considering they didn’t know Him), then well…

    He doesn’t know what He’d do with Himself. Their lack of means to perceiving Him means that He can never be shooed away, and can never be imposing on anyone.

    Unfortunately, it might be a bit too late for that. Damian knows He’s here. Damian likely won’t rest until the mystery is solved, too. There’s no answer to be found though. No one can ever find Him, not even if they tried their damndest. He is no one.

    ———

    Or,

    Timothy Jackson Drake is a ghost. That’s unimportant, though, because he lives in the city of the world’s coolest family ever. Surely the bats won’t notice some friendly cohabitation, right?

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    31 Aug 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude, reportedly.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    17 Aug 2025