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    Astarion narrows his eyes at Tav, waving one arm around to encompass the hot, humid jungle that the circus Djinni had teleported them into, the streaks of dirt on his once-pristine white shirt, and Tav himself. “How do you keep getting us into these situations?”

    “I know exactly why I’m in here,” Tav tells him cheerfully, unrepentant. “But I don’t know why you got thrown in Djinni-jail.”

    “Collateral damage, I suppose,” Astarion says vaguely, then seems to remember that he’s supposed to be cross with Tav and promptly frowns at him.

    “Sorry,” Tav tells him apologetically. “Akabi’s face though, when we saw through his trick!” He starts laughing again.

    “Ugh. I don’t know why I put up with you.”

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    Desperate to find the Mobius from his own timeline, Loki steals a TemPad from this timeline’s TVA and activates it.

    Turns out, that’s the easy part.

    Actually finding his way back to his own timeline, though? That’s a little more complicated than he expects.

     

    [A fix-it fic set just after the end of S1E6.]

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    “What is this, the third degree?” Mobius grumbles. “I feel like I’m meeting my in-laws for the first time, or something.”

    All three Lokis stare back at him silently. Alligator Loki looks particularly smug.

    “No, no, no, no, hold up,” Mobius says. “That’s not what I meant–”

    “Too late,” Classic Loki says.

    “No take-backs,” Kid Loki adds triumphantly.

     

    [Set during episode 5.]

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    “Strictly off-the-record,” Jean says, with a small smile, “I’m really happy to see you and Captain Kaeya getting along again, Master Diluc.”

    “We’re not – we’re not getting along,” Diluc tells her, indignant. “We’re working together. Unwillingly, I might add.”

    “Yes – oh, yes, of course.”

    Diluc stares at Jean suspiciously. “Are you laughing at me?”

    Jean clears her throat primly. “I would never.”

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    “One of these days,” Geralt pronounces ominously, with the air of an oracle announcing an imminent minor natural disaster, “your habit of sticking your cock where it doesn’t belong is going to get us into real trouble.

    “Ah, well,” Jaskier says brightly. “You’ll be around to defend me, right?” He beams at Geralt. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

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    Shit, shit, shit. He was supposed to have picked Aerith up at Madam M’s an hour ago, and here he was instead, massively hung over and inexplicably naked in a crappy little motel room bed. Aerith was going to kill him.

    Cloud groaned weakly. Things could literally not get any worse. At least he hadn’t accidentally slept with someone.

    An answering groan issued from the other side of the bed.

    “Bro?” said a feeble voice.

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    Geralt’s first thought is that whoever had come up with all those tales about witchers had done a really bad job of it. The man standing in front of Geralt, with his pretty face and sweet, boyish smile, is about as far as humanly possible from the picture Geralt’d had in his mind of a typical witcher.

    “I’m Jaskier,” the witcher says, then stares hopefully at Geralt.

    “Geralt.”

    Jaskier beams. “Well, it’s lovely to meet you, Geralt.” The witcher peers at him inquisitively. “You’re not very talkative, for a bard.”

    Geralt grunts. “You’re pretty damned talkative, for a witcher.”

     

    [or: a canon AU in which Jaskier is a witcher and Geralt is a bard.]

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    Jaskier is infuriating for many reasons. Geralt has a list.

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    “Ah!” says the innkeeper, as the rowdy crowd finishes singing a song about Geralt’s heroics and segues seamlessly into a saccharine love ballad about the fairytale romance between the daughter of a baron and a lowly bard. “This song, it’s by the very same bard who sang those songs about you, Master Witcher! So in love, he is, with his beautiful lady.”

    “Oh, it’s so romantic,” sighs the barmaid dreamily. “That handsome bard, marrying a noble lady!”

    Geralt squints up at them doubtfully. “This…bard,” he says. “Dark hair, blue eyes, never shuts up?”

    “Aye,” the innkeeper says. “That’s the one.”

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    After what'd happened the first time Jaskier had dragged Geralt to some kind of royal ball as his bodyguard, Geralt really should’ve known better than to agree to do it a second time.

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt said in conversational tones.

    “Yes, Geralt?” Jaskier’s voice was a half-octave higher than normal.

    “Why is it,” Geralt said, “that whenever something like this happens, you’re always involved somehow?

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    Sam may have a plan to deal with Chuck. One tiny problem: said plan possibly involves putting Sam in danger.

    Dean, he thinks, is probably not going to be thrilled about this.

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    “I still can’t believe we’re going to the same college!” Wei Ying chirps happily. He slings a companionable arm around Jiang Cheng’s shoulders. “It’s going to be amazing. We can room together!”

    “I’m so excited,” says Jiang Cheng in a monotone.

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    Sam really should’ve known by now not to get involved in a game of one-upmanship with Dean. It never, ever ends well.

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    On Sam Winchester’s thirty-sixth birthday, he kisses his brother for the very first time.

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    It started with the doughnuts. At least, Illya was fairly sure it started with the doughnuts. With Napoleon, one could never really tell.

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    The first time Percival Graves meets Theseus Scamander is in a Hogwarts storage closet.

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    It’s while standing in the middle of the vegetable aisle at a Wal-Mart, a slightly wilted head of lettuce in one hand and a six-pack of beer in the other, that Dean Winchester realizes he’s married.

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    The first time Eddie clicks on the tentacle porn video, it’s genuinely an accident.

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    “I’m still not sure exactly how I let you talk me into dressing as a woman for this mission,” Newt said, tilting his head as he removed the diamond choker around his neck.

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