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    “What is this, the third degree?” Mobius grumbles. “I feel like I’m meeting my in-laws for the first time, or something.”

    All three Lokis stare back at him silently. Alligator Loki looks particularly smug.

    “No, no, no, no, hold up,” Mobius says. “That’s not what I meant–”

    “Too late,” Classic Loki says.

    “No take-backs,” Kid Loki adds triumphantly.

     

    [Set during episode 5.]

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    Geralt’s first thought is that whoever had come up with all those tales about witchers had done a really bad job of it. The man standing in front of Geralt, with his pretty face and sweet, boyish smile, is about as far as humanly possible from the picture Geralt’d had in his mind of a typical witcher.

    “I’m Jaskier,” the witcher says, then stares hopefully at Geralt.

    “Geralt.”

    Jaskier beams. “Well, it’s lovely to meet you, Geralt.” The witcher peers at him inquisitively. “You’re not very talkative, for a bard.”

    Geralt grunts. “You’re pretty damned talkative, for a witcher.”

     

    [or: a canon AU in which Jaskier is a witcher and Geralt is a bard.]

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    Jaskier is infuriating for many reasons. Geralt has a list.

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    “Ah!” says the innkeeper, as the rowdy crowd finishes singing a song about Geralt’s heroics and segues seamlessly into a saccharine love ballad about the fairytale romance between the daughter of a baron and a lowly bard. “This song, it’s by the very same bard who sang those songs about you, Master Witcher! So in love, he is, with his beautiful lady.”

    “Oh, it’s so romantic,” sighs the barmaid dreamily. “That handsome bard, marrying a noble lady!”

    Geralt squints up at them doubtfully. “This…bard,” he says. “Dark hair, blue eyes, never shuts up?”

    “Aye,” the innkeeper says. “That’s the one.”

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    After what'd happened the first time Jaskier had dragged Geralt to some kind of royal ball as his bodyguard, Geralt really should’ve known better than to agree to do it a second time.

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt said in conversational tones.

    “Yes, Geralt?” Jaskier’s voice was a half-octave higher than normal.

    “Why is it,” Geralt said, “that whenever something like this happens, you’re always involved somehow?

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    “I still can’t believe we’re going to the same college!” Wei Ying chirps happily. He slings a companionable arm around Jiang Cheng’s shoulders. “It’s going to be amazing. We can room together!”

    “I’m so excited,” says Jiang Cheng in a monotone.

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    The first time Percival Graves meets Theseus Scamander is in a Hogwarts storage closet.

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    Theseus Scamander loves his little brother. He really does. That doesn’t mean that Newt doesn’t also drive him out of his bloody mind sometimes.

    [or: Newt Scamander’s Guide to Obtaining Polyjuice Ingredients]

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    Sam’s first two years at Stanford are pretty ordinary, if you disregard the part where he misses his brother so much that he keeps one of Dean’s old T-shirts under his pillow. At the beginning of junior year, though, Dean stops by unexpectedly after a hunt, then just…keeps dropping by, for one reason or another.

    Now Sam’s got to deal with hiding his feelings for his (mercifully) oblivious brother, all his friends think Dean’s his boyfriend, he’s overdue on a paper and hasn't started studying for finals, there may or may not be a poltergeist in the basement rec room, and, oh yeah, Dean found that damn T-shirt he’s had under his pillow for close on three years now.

    And he’d thought college life would be simple.

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    Theseus Scamander has his hands full, what with cleaning up the mess Grindelwald has made of the Wizarding world, trying to stop Grindelwald’s remaining followers from carrying out more attacks on Muggles, and hiding the fact that he’s in love with his twin brother, Newt, from said twin.

    And now, Newt’s gone running off to conduct his own investigation into a gang of poachers, and Theseus has somehow gotten himself involved in that, too...

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    “How’d you get the house back from the bank?” Clark asked, looking around wonderingly as he got out of Bruce’s car.

    Bruce coughed in an embarrassed fashion. “I, um. Bought the bank,” he said.

    “What?” said Clark, turning to look at him. "The whole bank?"

    Bruce shrugged. “It’s like a reflex for me,” he confessed.

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    Percival Graves needs a partner to pose as his date on an upcoming mission. His best friend, Theseus Scamander, volunteers his little brother, Newt.

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    Exactly a week after the war officially ends, Steve Trevor opens his eyes to find himself soaking wet and flat on his back on a very familiar beach, with a large crowd of angry Amazonian women staring down at him.

    “Oh boy,” says Steve.

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    Newt swallowed hard. It just figured that on his first evening in New York, he’d find a man who looked like he’d stepped right off the centerfold of Witch Weekly, then promptly spill the man’s drink all over him.

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    In which Percival Graves gets his job back, acquires a housemate, makes some friends and falls in love.

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    Martha Kent thinks it would be a wonderful idea for Clark to invite that nice friend of his over for dinner so that she can thank him for saving her life. Clark isn’t too sure about this.

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