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SecUnit's Guide to Being a Good Roommate by fleur_de_madeline
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
23 Sep 2025
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Numerous targets heard from behind the door. I recommend getting the fuck out of here right now.
Well, I recommend you shutting up and letting me record this moment, ART-drone replied.
Okay no wait SecUnit’s right there’s a lot of people behind me and they probably have Knives and Guns, CombatPerson interjected. I was liking them more than ART-drone (which wasn’t difficult).
Fine, ART-drone said. SecUnit is suggesting that we do this the overly boring and cautious way. Just like itself.
Ouch. I’m trying to keep your crew safe, asshole.
I bet you didn’t even factor in the weight of the doors, did you?
I don’t need to factor that in when I’m just going to be exploding them in the targets' faces.
And what if there’s kickback? Shrapnel that flies out and embeds into CombatPerson's heart? What then?
Um um, actually, I don’t really have a—
Shut up.
Shut up.
Okay :(
This was unproductive.
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ART wants historical data, Murderbot wants peace, and the "historical data" turns out to be a construct with Amena-like behaviors. Oh, boy.
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30 Sep 2025
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A meteorologist and a SecUnit are abandoned on a cold alien planet.
(Rating for canon-typical swearing.)
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23 Sep 2025
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Have I mentioned that I fucking hate the Corporation Rim?
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In which Gurathin goes undercover, Murderbot goes with him, and absolutely nothing goes right.
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21 Sep 2025
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Trapdoor Function by Ololon
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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Ratthi persuades Murderbot and Gurathin to go on a survey trip to a planet with the ominous nickname of Spider Planet. Soon, troubles with corporates and the local fauna mean that SecUnit is earning its currency cards, but nothing SecUnit can't handle - until it can't.
"I’d like to say that at least things couldn’t get any worse, but whenever someone says that in the media things inevitably do get worse and that seems to be one of the things media actually gets right. Oh right. I just remembered how this gets worse: the only person who could help me was Gurathin."
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19 Sep 2025
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On the eight anniversary of his last attempt, Gurathin remembers a conversation in a shitty apartment and everything that came before.
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16 Sep 2025