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• Bulletproof Matchsticks by infinitelimited (finitevoid)

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  23 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/Original Male Character(s)
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Original Characters
  • everyone else is also there
  • The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
  • Metafiction
  • Dimension Travel
  • Interdimensional Nonsense
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Blood and Gore
  • Torture
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Self-Harm
  • Disordered Eating
  • Sexual Violence
  • Transphobia
  • Past Abuse
  • Cults
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • Romance
  • Age Difference
  • LMFAO - Freeform

  Summary

  “Where is The Impossibility?” They ask, in crisp, flat, almost computerized sounding, British English. “Where is the Vector?

  “Where is Gray?”

  Grad student Mason Queensbrogh's life will never be the same, after a bunch of aliens from a comic book show up with guns blazing, looking for him. But he's spent a lifetime fighting for what he has, and he's not about to stop now. Nothing's gonna stop him-- not killer aliens, or budding cosmic superpowers, or even Five Hargreeves.

  If only Five Hargreeves would get the fuck out of the way.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Skeleton Universe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,153

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  61

• Cherry Tree Dreams by finitevoid, infinitelimited (finitevoid)

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/Original Male Character(s)
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) & Original Character(s)
  • Number Five | The Boy & The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Original Characters
  • The Umbrella Academy (TV) Season 4 Fix-It
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Mystery
  • Romance
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Interdimensional Nonsense
  • Divergent Timelines
  • Metafiction
  • Aliens
  • Weirdness
  • Living life in your roaring 20s
  • Slow Burn
  • Blood and Gore
  • Sexual Violence
  • sex violence not btwn main pairing
  • Transphobia
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • first there is
  • Suicide
  • Self-Harm
  • Religious Cults
  • Child Abuse

  Summary

  It's not that Five is "obsessed with the apocalypse". He's not a junkie chasing an adrenaline high of danger. It's just that the public's shared hallucinogenic memory of a timeline that shouldn't exist is weird, and so are the cross-dimensional artifacts, and so are the fully formed human beings that keep falling into Five's lap. Figuratively.

  "Okay, man, just think about it," Diego interjects, loudly, pointing at Five with the mouth of his bottle. "Remaking the world's gotta be a messy process. It's not that surprising that there's just some weird cracks, a few spots that Dad didn't get super well. It's not a big deal."

  "Just some weird cracks, he says," Five says dryly. "'Some weird cracks', like the man squatting in my apartment. The man I found unconscious in an alleyway with no memories. Weird cracks like those?"

  Said man grins and waves a hand cheerfully, his inhuman orange eyes glowing eerily in the bright morning light. When nobody waves back, he reaches his hand to awkwardly paw at the feathery hair at the nape of his neck. His smile goes from cheery to awkward, and he whines, "You act like it's my fault, or something!"

  Series

  • Part 1 of Skeleton Universe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  318,040

  Chapters:

  42/42

  Comments:

  201

  Kudos:

  240

  Bookmarks:

  42

  Hits:

  7,583