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A simple mix-up in laundry leaves Harry suffering.
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Harry will give him a bloody universe.
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Sometimes Eggsy wakes up with his heartbeat fading in his every breath, and it takes a moment for the world to rush up around his body.
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Penzance to Paddington by firthjpeg
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service - Fandom, Kingsman (Movies)
03 Jan 2017
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Beside him, Harry was reading contently, and Eggsy wanted nothing more than to knock the book out of his hand and throw it onto the third rail.
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It shouldn't have been the biggest shock when one Wednesday morning Harry returned from the baker's with a French baguette tucked under one arm and a house key for Eggsy in the other, but Eggsy still blinked slowly when the older man slid the metal across the dining room table.
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It starts the day Patrick discovers that David doesn't always wear black underwear.
OR Patrick discovers something about David, then he learns something about himself.
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04 Sep 2021
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As part of a birthday parcel from a friend, David receives a tiny burlap sac containing two sex dice - one that stipulates location, and the other spelling out position.
It's kinda like YAHTZEE. Or something.
Will be a chaptered work of unknown length, but let's face it, it's just smut, so each chapter kinda stands alone.
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27 Aug 2021
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Mostly canon compliant, Patrick's POV for the evening of S05E11 Meet the Parents(Title from Tina Turner's "Baby Get It On")
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- Part 12 of Schitt Sex
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27 Jul 2021
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He was almost sure Patrick would try it if he asked him to. The trouble was, he didn’t want to ask.
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- Part 1 of Variables
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11 Jun 2021
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Patrick hums thoughtfully.
“You’ve jerked off during a storm before, haven’t you.”
David waits too long to be able to respond with anything but the truth. Another flash of lightning accompanies his answer.
“The energy is just really good, Patrick.”
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01 Jun 2021