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"I’m sure it'll be boring for you," Steve admits with a playful grin, "but I’d like to try. I’d like to learn.”
Steve froze, his breath caught in his throat as he waited for Eddie to say something, anything.
“No.” Eddie’s voice is barely a whisper, so soft it’s almost swallowed in the quiet room. His eyes remain fixed on the ground, avoiding Steve’s gaze completely. He steps back, putting space between them, his fingers still curled tightly around the figurine.
“No, Steve. I don’t have time for that.” His voice catches. “We’re in the middle of a campaign that I’ve spent hours planning.” Eddie runs his hand through his hair, his fingers tangling in a knot. “I've got this new job, and the band, and I just don't have time to teach you. I don't have the time for you.”
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These idiots love each other and need to actually have a conversation.
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Stede turns to face him, his eyes sharp and cold. "Why are you here, Iggy? Did Edward cast you aside too? His loyal dog."
Izzy snarled and pushes Stede harder into the wall, "Shut the fuck up."
"He's not so loyal to you though, is he? He left you here, didn't he, threw you away." A cruel smile graces Stede's face, "Did you break his heart too?"
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Stede and Izzy "bond" over shared heartbreak.
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Edward Teach is beautiful when he cries.
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A little Modern AU where Stede and Izzy are mean to each other and fuck about it.
It's basically canon.
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Stede really doesn't like bloodstains. Izzy doesn't care. Stede doesn't really care either.
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Dean takes a really, really long drive to kick fear in the ass. It might just be the best thing he ever decides to do.
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The seat squeaks, and Dean follows the sound, his gaze trailing down. There—where Jack sat moments ago—is a much tinier version of him. He looks mostly the same, just...smaller and more dimply and cuter, if that's possible. His clothes have shrunk to fit him, so he's casually sitting in a t-shirt, jeans, and scuffed tennis shoes. He swings his feet from side-to-side over the edge of Baby's seat the same way Sam used to in the back, and he stares up at Dean with clear eyes.
"Oh," Dean blurts out, eyes bulging, "Cas is going to fucking kill me."
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21 Sep 2025
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Dean Winchester’s life used to be perfect. He spent his days hunting the supernatural beasts of the world with his brother, Sam, and his boyfriend, Cas Novak. Then his brother quit hunting to set up the Men of Letters bunker and Cas decided that he had better things to do, and Dean’s perfect life shattered.
Two years later, Dean moves from hunt to hunt and tries not to remember everything he’s lost. It’s not a great existence, but he’s managing. At least, that’s what he thinks. Then he takes a job at a resort in South Carolina, where he sees a familiar face. Forced to fake a relationship with Cas in order to work the case, Dean has to battle his own emotions as well as suspicious employees, and a growing threat from within the resort. Something evil is there, and it might not wait until Dean and Cas figure out their feelings for each other before it acts.
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07 Sep 2025
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Derek knows that Stiles is too young for him, but Stiles doesn't agree. Eight years after Derek rejects him due to the age gap, they meet again where Derek has settled in Wyoming as a ranch hand, and Stiles is the new deputy, and still pissed as hell about the way Derek turned him down. Things don't go as either of them planned. (I'm sure a million fics have been written about older Stiles and Derek, but this one has cowboy Derek, does that help?)
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12 Jul 2025
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Yearning, Ghost realizes, aches even deeper than a bullet wound.
He’s trained himself not to desire, the same way he’s trained his body to sprint while in full tactical gear, the same way he’s trained his eyes to focus through a sniper scope for hours on end.
But he’s never wanted someone—anything—like he wants Soap.
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30 May 2025
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Neck, Wrist, Draw by thepettymusingsofmeat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Feb 2026
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There are three options at the Farm: neck, wrist, or blood draw. As a donor, Louis is very clear about his preferences, but a new job traveling with the Vampire Lestat as one of his primary blood sources might test all of his resolve--and his shame.
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09 Apr 2025