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Something in you wants to utterly wreck him. To see him writhing beneath you, forgetting everything but your name as it falls from his lips.
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Sharing Recipes by fortune_cookie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 Aug 2018
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Sam works at an overpriced kitchen store, but loves it. He also loves meeting a new customer, a pretty guy who can't cook to save his life.
I love this pairing, but I've kind of exhausted the current supply of fic for Sam/Bucky. So, here we go!
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Electric Crush by fortune_cookie
Fandoms: Ghostbusters (2016), Ghostbusters - All Media Types
25 Jul 2016
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Patty casually mentions something of interest she keeps in her apartment. Holtzmann's curiosity gets the better of her.
I just imagine that both women are huge nerds/hobbyists about certain things. Game of Thrones, maybe. Conspiracy theories? Definitely electronic instruments and corny scifi shows.
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Not Just a Pair of Pretty Horns by fortune_cookie
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
02 Jan 2016
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Set early on in Inquisition. Dorian has a strange fixation on the Iron Bull. The mercenary captain is more than happy to indulge Dorian's curiosity.
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Dorian doesn't take aging well, but the Inquisitor is there to reassure him.
Inspired by a kinkmeme prompt, but there's not really any kink in this version. I might have to follow up with a smutty chapter if anyone enjoys this. Props if you get the Howl's Moving Castle reference!
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The love of Astarion's life has disappeared to go live in the daylight with the druids, and Astarion is stuck in the darkness once more, yearning for sunlight with every fibre of his being, while bitterly reflecting on all the things that were denied to him in the end - love, sunlight, the option to kill thousands of people and become a near-god...
Raphael knows Astarion's desperate, and comes to him with not one, but two horrid contract offers that Astarion loathes and dreads in equal measure - but the prize at the end of both are too good to turn down, and he's become too cynical to care about how much of a good idea it is to give his body to a devil for a month or two, because really, comparatively, how bad could it be?
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30 Mar 2025
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Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.
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11 Apr 2023
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“Okay.” Pete squares himself, holds Lucius’ elbows. “Tell me. You’re fucking Izzy.”
Lucius feels the blood drain from his face. “Well… it’s-”
“Wait.” Pete’s head whips back up. “What?"
“Oh god,” Lucius says, horror knotting in his stomach like so much sea gunk as it catches up with him. “You were joking. I thought- I thought you knew somehow.”
Pete’s hands leave him, one flying up to hover near his mouth like he thinks he might puke. Fuck.
“You’re fucking Izzy. Izzy Hands.”
“I’m afraid it’s worse than that, actually.”
Lucius and Izzy have returned to The Revenge together, Lucius back from the dead and looking to reunite with Pete, Izzy generally wanted dead. Also they're in love.
This is a sequel to Same Time, Same Place
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16 Mar 2023
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Just a series of hookups and how they change the relationship between Izzy and Lucius. I think.
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12 Mar 2023
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2023
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“Tell you one thing. You lot,” he spreads his fingers, “are not our fucking neighbors. I’m not gonna pop ‘round for tea, I’m not gonna see you at fucking yoga, and if that hurts your cute little feelings, I suggest you go ask your daddy to kiss it better for your trust fund fucking ass.”
“I beg your pardon?” Stede’s come up sharp beside him. “Are you the owner?”
“So… who is my daddy fucking in this, um-?” Lucius puzzles.
“We’re closed,” he snaps, somewhat less menacing for how he visibly has to shake that off. “Get the fuck out.”
Lucius works at a new bookstore, Izzy works at the porn shop that's been in the neighborhood for decades. They're instant enemies, but when they separately discover their bosses developing an anonymous email romance and are driven to meddle for completely different yet equally batshit reasons, they find they have more in common than they would have thought. Or at least, JefftheCPA and Gentleman59 do.