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Sometimes Louis hates Paul. Those times now extend to when Paul abandons him with strange boys who put frozen vegetables down their trousers. Louis gets the distinct feeling that he is going to spend the majority of his day snorting and rolling his eyes. But what else is new really? And then the door is closing behind them and One Direction are left alone with Harry Styles. This was not part of the plan. Louis should’ve been drunk by now.
One Direction are hired to keep 'their biggest fan' company on their day off and Louis is not at all happy about it.
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“Oh my god, you really think I need to introduce myself?” Harry interrupts despairingly and Zayn heaves a sigh. “Zayn, we’ve been in the same English class since eighth grade, we played on the same football team all of last year, he was sitting front row when I had to use the emergency chemical shower in Biology last term! Does he really not even know who I am?”
“Hah, I forgot about that,” Zayn chuckles. “How could I forget that, that was awesome. People called you Roddy for weeks!”
“Roddy?”
“Because you looked like a drowned rat. You know, like in Flushed Away?”
Harry whines and thumps his head against the table, Zayn’s quick reflexes the only thing between him and a face full of mashed…something.
Alternatively, a story revolving around the lunchroom, unidentifiable food products, and Louis Tomlinson, the boy Harry is most definitely not stalking.
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Why the fuck is Louis doing a psychology course?
Actually, no, the better question would be why the fuck is Louis doing a psychology course at summer school?Or the one where Louis is stuck at summer school and hating life but then he meets Harry and things take a turn for the creepy. And then things take a turn for the sexy.
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It’s Sunday the 1st when Louis realises that, oh crap, it’s December. And he really only realises this because he walks out of Sainsbury’s and straight into a tiny, tiny human. Frosty the Snowman cuts off abruptly when the rest of the choir notices that Louis has just flattened their soprano.
Or the one where Harry's a Christmas caroller and Louis' a bit silly and it takes them almost a month to get their shit together.
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Zayn is slowly but very, very surely losing the will to live.
And usually Zayn isn’t one for dramatics, but right now he wants nothing more than to impale himself on his own reindeer antlers. Half of his reasoning is the fact that he is wearing reindeer antlers.
Or the one where Zayn is severely lacking in Christmas cheer, but then Niall comes along and just maybe changes all of that.
(Okay, I'm sorry, the summary sucks and the title has nothing to do with anything. Just read and be merry.)