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say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make me) by yrsaffectionately
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jan 2026
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i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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19 Jan 2026
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✨ This story is undergoing light revisions. Chapters are being updated gradually. No major plot changes.
Caroline Forbes thought her life was perfectly normal until she and Elena Gilbert were kidnapped by vampires Rose and Trevor. When Elena tries to have Stefan or Damon compel her to forget, it fails: Caroline cannot be compelled. Suddenly, she’s thrust into a supernatural world she didn’t even know she belonged to.
Caroline soon discovers she is the soulmate of the Original family, the oldest and most powerful beings on Earth. Her father isn’t who she thought, her mother has been hiding her true identity, and now being the Originals’ soulmate makes her the most hunted person alive.
And to think, she once thought paying bills with her mom was the hardest part of her life.
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28 Oct 2025
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“You don’t get goosebumps.” Tim muttered quietly, into the mess of his hair. Kon made a non-committal noise into the skin of Tim’s neck, and Tim could feel him fighting the urge to cling. Tim knew where his mind was – it was somewhere in between the nightmare that’d had him shaking and groaning under his breath until he’d woken up, dragging Tim to full consciousness with him.
“Normally, when people are afraid, they’re covered in ‘em.” Tim continued, smoothing his hand over Kon’s back, fabric of his t-shirt riding up slightly. “But you’re still all smooth.”
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Kon has a nightmare. Tim is struck by how much he adores Kon.
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27 Oct 2025
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Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
23 Aug 2024
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Kon’s voice was hushed, frenetic, his entire focus on the bird in his arms, as if nothing else existed in the entire world but Robin, Robin, Robin.
“Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs-“ Kon was holding him together, Clark realized with a sickening clench in his chest. Kon was using his TTK to keep all of Robin’s organs and blood inside where it was supposed to be. Kon was keeping his heart pumping, his lungs breathing, his blood flowing, his nerves deadened against the agony.
Kon was holding Robin’s life in his hands in a very literal sense.
Clark felt sick.
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03 Oct 2025
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5 times Bruce disapproved of his children’s choices + 1 time he realised he was a hypocrite (+ 1 time Cass was the best) by Sunflower124
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
11 Feb 2023
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Bruce started to sweat. He knew that look well. He knew that look very well.
He also hated that look. Well, not that look. If he saw that look it meant he saw one of his children and he most definitely did not see them enough these days.
If he saw that look it also meant one of his children had something to tell him. Something he would not like.
If he saw that look, it meant one of his children was dating someone.
AKA 6 times Bruce finds out about his Children's relationships and 1 time he realises his own
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28 Aug 2025