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    lily @shanehollanderstop
    i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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    Ilya joins stan twitter

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    ✨ This story is undergoing light revisions. Chapters are being updated gradually. No major plot changes.

    Caroline Forbes thought her life was perfectly normal until she and Elena Gilbert were kidnapped by vampires Rose and Trevor. When Elena tries to have Stefan or Damon compel her to forget, it fails: Caroline cannot be compelled. Suddenly, she’s thrust into a supernatural world she didn’t even know she belonged to.

    Caroline soon discovers she is the soulmate of the Original family, the oldest and most powerful beings on Earth. Her father isn’t who she thought, her mother has been hiding her true identity, and now being the Originals’ soulmate makes her the most hunted person alive.

    And to think, she once thought paying bills with her mom was the hardest part of her life.

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    28 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    “You don’t get goosebumps.” Tim muttered quietly, into the mess of his hair. Kon made a non-committal noise into the skin of Tim’s neck, and Tim could feel him fighting the urge to cling. Tim knew where his mind was – it was somewhere in between the nightmare that’d had him shaking and groaning under his breath until he’d woken up, dragging Tim to full consciousness with him.

    “Normally, when people are afraid, they’re covered in ‘em.” Tim continued, smoothing his hand over Kon’s back, fabric of his t-shirt riding up slightly. “But you’re still all smooth.”

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    Kon has a nightmare. Tim is struck by how much he adores Kon.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Kon’s voice was hushed, frenetic, his entire focus on the bird in his arms, as if nothing else existed in the entire world but Robin, Robin, Robin.

    “Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Blood. Nerves. Heart. Lungs-“ Kon was holding him together, Clark realized with a sickening clench in his chest. Kon was using his TTK to keep all of Robin’s organs and blood inside where it was supposed to be. Kon was keeping his heart pumping, his lungs breathing, his blood flowing, his nerves deadened against the agony.

    Kon was holding Robin’s life in his hands in a very literal sense.

    Clark felt sick.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Bruce started to sweat. He knew that look well. He knew that look very well.

    He also hated that look. Well, not that look. If he saw that look it meant he saw one of his children and he most definitely did not see them enough these days.

    If he saw that look it also meant one of his children had something to tell him. Something he would not like.

    If he saw that look, it meant one of his children was dating someone.

    AKA 6 times Bruce finds out about his Children's relationships and 1 time he realises his own

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Staring back at him from Rooster's phone is Hangman, eyes bugged out of his head and tongue sticking out. It’s obviously a selfie and Bob thinks it’s gotta be one Hangman took himself, based on the angle. It looks like Hangman isn’t wearing a shirt either, which only adds to Bob’s confusion.

     

    five times someone picked up roosters phone and saw a selfie of hangman.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Princess Emma has always had a way with beasts, but the more she grows, the more out of hand it gets. The castle is running out of places to put them. [Charming family and CS fic]

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    30 Jun 2025

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    "𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗶𝘁. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲... 𝗜... 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁... 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁."

    Damon Salvatore doesn't believe in romance. Especially not the type of romance that novelist Elena Gilbert writes about. Stalkers? Bodyguards? Office rivals? Puh-leeze! Determined to prove to her that cheesy tropes aren't the way to a woman's heart, he acts out everything she's written... but will he lose his own heart in the process?

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    "This is your chance. Run."

    Elena crossed her arms. "No. I'm not scared of him."

    Damon glared at her impatiently. "Fine. If you won't run from him, then run from me."

    "Excuse me?"

    "Here's another one of your tropes: I catch you, I kiss you."

    "That's not the trope! It's supposed to be 'I catch you, I...'" Elena cleared her throat and paraphrased, "'... ravish you.'"

    The corner of his lip quirked. "'Ravish'?"

    "Shut up, I'm just correcting you."

    He stepped closer, his eyes burning into her. "Do you want an upgrade? Because I'm down for that if you are."

    "I don't even want the kiss!"

    His eyes widened. "Then... run."

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    11 May 2025

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    Caroline Forbes was broken except she didn't know she was until she did and then life spirals out of control. Then she meets her soulmates which is all she's ever dreamed of. But Caroline is broken and she doesn't know how to pick up the pieces of herself.

    Things like that take time and some somewhat possessive vampires to do that.

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    05 May 2025

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    Caroline Forbes isn't special, except she could see people who weren't there. Not every ghost it isn't like she goes to the cemetery and sees a bunch of dead people. Just two mostly, a kind of psychotic one and a quiet sullen one. And the worst part is they won't leave her alone, they can't.

    Now Caroline has to navigate this and all the things that come with living in Mystic Falls. It would also really help if she could stop having weird dreams that would be great.

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    Caroline can see 'ghosts' and that causes her to get more involved in the plot from the beginning maybe with a few curveballs thrown in.

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    05 May 2025

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    Caroline had just wanted to spend a year with no pesky emotions after the absolute wreck her life had become. When her friends turn to violent methods to force her humanity back on and don't believe her when it comes back on. Caroline is sent fleeing to a place that she knows can offer safety.

    However now that she is there, what will happen? She had always been cautious around the Mikaelsons, now she is woven in to their lives.

    And to Klaus that is perfection, she is his light after all and here she can be kept close and safe.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    They might live a life on the road, but that didn't mean the outside world didn't make its way in every now and again.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    Her vision was going blurry and all she could think was that this couldn’t really be happening. Dad wouldn’t do this. It didn’t make any sense. Everybody knew she was his favorite.

    A tweak to the final episode so it hits harder, and then S2 continuation.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    AU where the Marauder's lives don't become shit.
    Fleamont retires and makes a chain of events that saves them all.
    They might win the war, they just have to read some books.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    When Caroline wakes up shackled, powerless and very far away from Mystic Falls, she knows she's in serious trouble. But when a woman named Sophie Deveraux reveals the reason why she's been kidnapped and taken to New Orleans, she realizes things are far worse than she could've ever imagined.

    [It's The Originals Season 1, but Caroline is a witch and she's pregnant with Klaus' child. That's it.]

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    23 Apr 2024

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    The Panda Squad, Youngest Original Siblings, A sociopath, The last standing Vampire of Mystic Falls and the Baby Mikaelson embarks on a journey to rewrite their fate.

     

    But with their arrival Prophecies are made and their fate is sealed.

     

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    This a time travel fic and it is canon until the end of season 2.

    This is an edited version of my previous work. I hope this will be an interesting fic to read and let me know what you think about the changes in characters.

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    19 Mar 2024

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    Caroline reluctantly attends a Mikaelson ball, the last place she desires to be, driven solely by her nosy tendencies. Amidst the opulent gathering, an unexpected twist unfolds as a potent scent captivates her senses. To her shock, the intoxicating aroma emanates from the enigmatic Mikaelson family, leading Caroline into a web of desire, mystery, and unforeseen revelations that she never anticipated in the midst of their alluring yet perilous world.

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    18 Feb 2024

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    At this point, every single person and their mother attending NYU knew about Alex Claremont-Diaz’s boyfriend. Every single person and their mother attending NYU were also convinced that Alex’s boyfriend wasn't actually real.

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    01 Oct 2023

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    The problem with getting engaged, Alex realizes about ten minutes after waking up and staring at a still-asleep Henry, the ring he’d been keeping in June’s room for months now in its rightful place, is that now they actually have to tell people about it.

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    17 Sep 2023

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    Henry shrugs off his suit jacket and tie, looking his usual annoyingly handsome self while Alex stifles a yawn in spite of the amount of caffeine in his system.

    “You’re a sight for sore eyes,” Henry says, looking all kinds of fond. Alex feels a little ridiculous in his tousled hair, glasses and the ratty NYU sweatshirt, but finds an answering warmth spreading through him anyway as he lets himself be kissed hello.

    “Hi, sweetheart,” he says, leaning back into the chair while Henry leans against the desk.

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    15 Sep 2023

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