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Fake relationships are one of my very favorite tropes to write. In this Sara and Ava have to pretend to be a married couple for a week at a resort for a mission. Neither of them is thrilled about the situation but they grow closer and in the end, it might just be the best thing that could have happened to them. Lots of fluff with angst to come but I promise a happy ending.
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Zari's playing video games and gets interrupted by Charlie who wants to play with her in a totally different way.
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I saw a tumblr post a while ago about a superhero and a villain that are roommates and they come home all beaten and bloody and neither of them know that they're fighting each other. Also they're secretly in love with each other. This is my version of that.
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Based on an event that actually happened to me. Lexa meets a cute girl at work and lets her walk away without asking her out. But what happens when they keep meeting in random places? Do you believe in fate?
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High school AU where they work together on the school newspaper. Mostly Hollstein fluff. Kind of smutty at times. Just the right amount of angst, not too much because it worries me. There's some mystery too I suppose, but we'll get into that a little bit later on.
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Tuna Melt(down) by Caraphernellic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Dec 2025
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Their dynamic is thrown off, their routine, and it makes Shane feel itchy. Not right.
Not right, his brain insists. Not right.
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Shane has an autistic meltdown after the tuna melts and frottage at Ilya's house.
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11 Jan 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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08 Jan 2026
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i want you flowing through my veins by geminicat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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“Ilya —” Shane tries, voice trailing off. He swallows.
“Spitinmymouth,” he finally mumbles under his breath. Ilya raises an eyebrow, clearly not hearing.
“Hollander,” Ilya starts. His voice makes Shane twitch. “I already learned English, I cannot also learn secret Shane sex language.”
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06 Jan 2026
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“Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”
Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный“.
I’m still boring.He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.
Still, Ilya's breath catches.
“Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.
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04 Jan 2026
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To Be Remembered, Is To Be Loved by BrokenColors
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander forgets his marriage.
Ilya Rozanov doesn’t forget how to love him.
As Shane recovers from a concussion that fractures his memories, the life they built together resurfaces in quieter ways. Through routine, touch, shared space, and an intimacy that refuses to disappear.
Love, it turns out, doesn’t always need memory.
Sometimes, it just needs time.
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tl;dr - Hollanov's Amnesia AU in which Shane's last memory is July 2010, a.k.a the first time they hooked up in Toronto after shooting the commercial. Problem is, it is 2022, and they have been married for almost a year, but Shane cannot remember the past 12 years of his life with Ilya.
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04 Jan 2026