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    After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.

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    Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Their dynamic is thrown off, their routine, and it makes Shane feel itchy. Not right.

    Not right, his brain insists. Not right.

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    Shane has an autistic meltdown after the tuna melts and frottage at Ilya's house.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Ilya —” Shane tries, voice trailing off. He swallows.

    “Spitinmymouth,” he finally mumbles under his breath. Ilya raises an eyebrow, clearly not hearing.

    “Hollander,” Ilya starts. His voice makes Shane twitch. “I already learned English, I cannot also learn secret Shane sex language.”

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    06 Jan 2026

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    “Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”
    Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный“.
    I’m still boring.He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.
    Still, Ilya's breath catches.
    “Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”

    Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander forgets his marriage.

    Ilya Rozanov doesn’t forget how to love him.

    As Shane recovers from a concussion that fractures his memories, the life they built together resurfaces in quieter ways. Through routine, touch, shared space, and an intimacy that refuses to disappear.

    Love, it turns out, doesn’t always need memory.

    Sometimes, it just needs time.

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    tl;dr - Hollanov's Amnesia AU in which Shane's last memory is July 2010, a.k.a the first time they hooked up in Toronto after shooting the commercial. Problem is, it is 2022, and they have been married for almost a year, but Shane cannot remember the past 12 years of his life with Ilya.

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    04 Jan 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 92

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    5 times Ilya is in denial that he snores, and one time he catches Shane doing the same.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    He considers getting up to retrieve the lube on the nightstand, but Shane’s fingers still dig into his back. His hand advances lower again, and Shane breathes harder. He swipes two fingers over the tip of his swollen cock, humming softly when he brings them away dripping.

    “Ilya,” Shane gasps, arching up until his bare chest brushes Ilya’s t-shirt. “Ilya,” he pleads, hardly above a whisper, and tucks his face into his neck while Ilya decides to tease him again, so very quickly, only another little touch. But that won’t do, no.

    “Hey, let me see you.”

    (Ilya discovers the joys of untimed sex with Shane.)

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Ilya notices some habits of Shane's, and decides to push his limits.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    After six years of marriage, Shane and Ilya enter the next chapter of their life together... parenthood.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Shane is used to the intensity, the roughness in wanting, not this.

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    Ilya gives Shane a bath while he's sick and he's struck with the realization that they're only naked together when they have sex.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

     

    Inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

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    30 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    Instead of going home with Rose Shane Hollander hooks up with Ilya Rozanov in the Club Bathroom.

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    30 Dec 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 85

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    Shane did know it was probably not the smartest idea he had ever had, but, well. He was learning that maybe the smartest thing was not always the best one. At least, he was beginning to learn it.

    "You're sure?" Ilya asked him again, for the millionth time.

    "Yes. Ilya. Of course."

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Shane blinked away the easy haziness settling over his mind and turned, his mouth going dry and his heart stuttering to a stop in his chest as he pieced together what was happening. One of Shane’s extra jerseys – one used almost exclusively for photos – was pulled across Ilya’s body, clinging to his chest and shoulders and loosening around his waist where his body tapered in. 

    “Oh my God,” Shane exhaled, fairly certain that he might be dying and this was the first glimpse of heaven he was going to get. 

    Ilya turned slowly, grinning, and showed off the HOLLANDER spreading across his back and Shane’s number branding him. “You played so well, Mr. Hollander. I’m such a fan of you.”

    or, hollanov roleplay with ilya in shane's jersey

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    30 Dec 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 31

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    Shane Hollander loves winning.

    Everyone knows this.

    or, basically what the title says...

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    2,040

    30 Dec 2025

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    “You like this don’t you?” Ilya mocks, “being my pretty puppy?”

    Shane whimpers and bites harder, moisture starting to gather on his waterline.

    “Yes.”

    The thought of being reduced, entirely reduced, to a messy, pretty, uncoordinated puppy, incapable of making his own decisions, sent sparks of pleasure down Shane’s spine, making his upper body sag into Ilya’s grasp. The melty feeling in his head was almost enough to numb the pressure that has started to build in his bladder. He distantly hears Ilya hum, his voice cutting through the gooeyness in his brain,

    “How about we start with some food?”

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    Shane wants to be Ilya's puppy. He also wants to pee.

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    30 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 67

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    Shane and Ilya finally achieve their dreams of winning a Stanley Cup together. Time to celebrate.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    “Shh, shh. Do not scream.” Ilya's pretty, piquant face was inches from his own. “It's just me.”

    Just him? Just Ilya fucking Romanov, in his apartment, in his room, in his bed. While Shane had a dildo up his ass and his cock in his hand. Oh god. Oh god oh god. This couldn't be happening.

    Shane forgot he gave Ilya an extra key to his apartment.

    Ilya walks in on something interesting.

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    Comments:
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    240
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    11,916

    30 Dec 2025

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