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Where Alex Whines to Everyone Instead of Confronting His Problems Head-On by funhouse_faults
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Apr 2017
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Alex shut his locker and hoisted his bag onto his shoulder. It was the end of the day and he had to get to the front office to meet with Scott so they could go home. He turned towards the office only to find Hank standing in his way, looking fidgety as he adjusted his glasses.
“What is it, Monkey Feet?” Alex asked with a raise of his eyebrow.
“Uh, I thought I should ask you if it was okay if I asked Scott out on a date… He is your little brother and all.” Hank muttered, rubbing the back of his neck.
Alex’s jaw dropped in surprise, not expecting that at all. “I’m not the boss of him.” He regretted the words as soon as they came out of his mouth, because Hank was thanking him and jogging off towards the front office in moments.
What had he done?
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“Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”
Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.
Hollander.
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?
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03 Mar 2026
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"Someone's on my tail, Birdie." Steve muttered, flipping the switch on his hearing aid communicator again.
That someone had the biggest eyes Steve had ever seen, deep and brown and warm.
And that mouth, Jesus, full and plump and parted ever so slightly in fear.
Oh yeah, Steve may have accidentally on purpose pinned him against an alleyway wall.OR
Steve is the Agency's top guy recently assigned to the most difficult mission he's ever heard of; take down the Creel Crime Syndicate.
And it would have been fine if one Bambi looking metalhead motherfucker hadn't just dropped into his life unannounced.
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- Part 2 of The World Is Quiet Here
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12 Mar 2025
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Steve had always known it was a possibility... Marrying as a business transaction, rather than for love. It was part and parcel of being born a royal.
A simple fact of life.
But meeting Chrissy helped to ease his worries of what his life was soon to become. She was sweet. She was kind. Even if they never grew into romantic love, he knew they would be very good friends as soon as he could whisk her away from her cold and harsh kingdom.
Now if only he could convince her Royal Advisor and resident guard dog, Eddie Munson of that.
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27 Feb 2025
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November 1983. Between unpaid bills, the supposedly straight jock he’s seeing, and letters from his convict dad, seventeen year old Eddie Munson’s got enough to worry about. But when Will Byers goes missing, it sparks a chain of events that will show there are more depths to Hawkins — and to certain people in it, like infamous Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington — than he realizes.
/ or, the excessively long slow-burn in which Eddie is involved in the Upside Down from the very beginning.
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23 Jun 2024
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come right inside (welcome to my new life) by anniebibananie, galmance
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Feb 2023
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Five years have passed since the halted conclusion of Harringley’s last tour as a band when Steve gets a call that changes everything. After five years of pursuing their own projects, the band is tentatively back together. Sort of. Steve is an adult now—he knows a good opportunity when he sees one and can totally handle being in the same room with the man he loved and lost five years ago. He’s got this.
It’s just… Steve hadn’t expected all the changes in Eddie, or the things he’s missed and is now reminded of, and it’s bringing up a lot of shit he would rather not deal with. Like, how he apparently never stopped loving Eddie Munson at all.
He’s survived Eddie Munson before, why can't he do it again?
AKA: SIDE B
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- Part 2 of i write too many songs about you
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24 Sep 2022