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• but theres a bad man in everyone/no matter who we are by funky_guy

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  02 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dirk Strider
  • Lil Cal (Homestuck)
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dave Strider (mentioned)
  • vent fic
  • Kinfic
  • i mean its more like projecting but i Do kin him so whatevs
  • Intrusive Thoughts
  • cant believe thats not already a tag wow
  • Incest
  • Pedophilia
  • those are the intrusive thoughts just fyi
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • sort of implied but theyll b more direct in later chapters
  • Trans Dirk Strider
  • no beta we die like everyone in homestuck (minus the mailwoman) does
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

  Summary

  dirk has intrusive thoughts about dave & looks to lil cal for comfort

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  585

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  74

• When Life Gives You Lemons by funky_guy

  Fandoms: Orange Roulette (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Crazy Orange | Lobotomy Orange
  • Manta Corp. Orange
  • teehee. hi
  • Blood Eagle (Torture Method)
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Gun Violence
  • manta corp is a person (orange?) in this!!!
  • Whump
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Gore
  • its pretty graphic But Also everyones an orange so. take that as you will
  • Original Character(s)
  • Nonbinary Character
  • POV Third Person
  • How Do I Tag
  • Author Has Played Orange Roulette
  • Cannibalism
  • waow orange cannibalism. what has the world come to
  • vriska dont look (actually do)

  Summary

  Crazy Orange has been alive for far too long, and he's almost too ripe.
  Manta is here to fix that.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,342

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  40

• The Weedcellent Weedventures of Weed and Weed by funky_guy

  Fandoms: Homestuck, Weedstuck  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Work in Progress

  22 May 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mayree Wannah/Weed Smokerr
  • Mayree Wannah
  • Weed Smokerr
  • Fantrolls (Homestuck)
  • Fankids (Homestuck) - Freeform
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Author Has Never Smoked Weed
  • its all weed
  • This is totally serious
  • Weedstuck OC(s)
  • fanfic of a fanfic
  • absolute nonsense
  • Other Fandoms Not Mentioned in Tags
  • This is not a Crackfic

  Summary

  Drabble about my Weedstuck OCs.
  Weedstuck is made by @Bug_infested_organs!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  257

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  8

• Don’t Look Down, You’ll Fall and Break Your Back by funky_guy for Bug_infested_organs

  Fandoms: Rollercoasters - Fandom  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  19 May 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Top Thrill Dragster/Steel Vengeance/Kingda Ka
  • Steel Vengeance
  • Kingda Ka
  • Top Thrill Dragster - Character
  • Ashen Romance | Auspistice
  • Steel Vengeance is their auspistice
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Steel Vengeance Is Fine With This
  • Gift Fic
  • One Shot
  • (probably)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Not a crack fic
  • The Coasters are Humanized
  • we dont really have human designs for these guys so go crazy with it
  • go wild in fact
  • The Coasters All Use They/Them
  • Top Thrill Dragster and Kingda Ka Hate Each Other
  • Kingda Ka Uses a Cane
  • tried our best personifying these guys D:’
  • we dont really go here but we’re trying our best!!
  • Top Thrill Dragster Bites
  • no beta we die like kingda ka did in real life
  • speaking of which
  • RIP Kingda Ka
  • Gijinka

  Summary

  Top Thrill Dragster and King Da Ka absolutely despise each other for trying to get the upper ground on one another—literally. Steel Vengeance is here to get in the way of that and (hopefully) get them to get along.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  515

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  18

• erivvris’ epic dream8u88le advventures by funky_guy

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  09 May 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • June Egbert (Mentioned)
  • Feferi Peixes (Mentioned)
  • Unnamed purpleblood
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • Dreambubbles
  • Stealing
  • specifically stealing from a walmart
  • Kinfic
  • Vriska/Meenah mentioned
  • Vriska Uses They/Them
  • i like barely know how dreambubbles work please dont kill me
  • first fic!!!
  • originally written in the dark of my car
  • no beta we die like literally everyone in homestuck
  • eridan and vriska are moirails
  • i dont know how skins work otherwise i’d add one to actually make them hemotype
  • hemotalk? cause theyre talking?
  • idk - Freeform

  Summary

  eridan and vriska meet up in a dreambubble. shenanigans ensue. eridan and vriska are moirails even if it doesnt say it in the actual fic👍

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,034

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  28