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writing radiostatic angst while high is really funny by funkyjuncti0n
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2026
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alastor gives vox his body back and they cry
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alastor and vox go to the same highschool! unfortunately they don't see eye-to-eye at first... but as all things, that can change :)
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vox and alastor have a history but. vel and val are upset with him and they faught and now vox is hurt. alastor begrudgingly takes care of him. begrudgingly at first
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alastor is the best vampire and vincent is the best vampire hunter. alastor wants a taste but shit man
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a regular thing (draining your friend of blood) by funkyjuncti0n
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Mar 2026
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alastor hasn’t eaten. he doesn’t have the energy to hunt. he goes to his closest friend (or maybe they had some weird gay shit going on. DEFINITELY NOT IN THIS FIC… (lie))
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There was one thing Vincent wished for with all of his heart - for Hell to be real, so he could see Alastor's smile one more time.
To tell him he was sorry.
But the true Hell was what became of his life without Alastor in it.Alastor was dead and Vincent had only himself to blame.
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16 Mar 2026
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Alastor sold his soul to a demon and believed that would be the last supernatural being to cross his path before he died. He was wrong. Now, he is tangled in a vampire’s business.
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Vampire Vincent and human Alastor slow burn romance!
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12 Mar 2026
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Vincent does not want to fuck the smooth-talking vampire – no he does not.
No matter how God-damn pretty he looks covered in blood.Alastor knows Rosie would throw him in the sun herself if she knew of the mangy dog he was eyeing in the bar – he does not want to fuck the werewolf with green and blue eyes.
Even though it would be entertaining.
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12 Mar 2026
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“Vincent felt like he was going to die. His vision was blurring and his muscles felt weak and heavy and his thoughts were becoming incoherent. The edges of his vision started to go black when the thing finally unlatched itself from his throat. He did not get up or even try to move. The thing looked down at him, and he could see it wasn’t a thing, it was a man.”
Set in 1930s Maryland. Vincent Whittman, an up and coming TV-host star, encounters a dangerous creature in the night, a creature that might as well be straight from hell.
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Vincent goes hunting and bites off more than he can chew. Thankfully he tastes too good to be left alone.
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12 Mar 2026