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    THEATRE OF COOLTY by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Feb 2015

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    “Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
    “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
    “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”

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    17 Feb 2026

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    When They Meet on the Meteor by

    Fandom Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures

    19 Jun 2013

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    Usually unconnected short stories based on the idea of "It would be funny if..." depicting what will happen when everyone meets up in the Alpha session.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    the wonder that's keeping the stars apart by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Aug 2021

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    John is revived on Theseus about a year into the trip, and he’s come back both ascended and depressed. He disassociates often, which for him is a lot more literal than most. Dirk brings out a side of sadism John didn’t realise he had in him and John brings out sadomasochism that Dirk was well aware he had in him. It’s kind of romantic.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Everybody Knows John by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Feb 2026

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    An AU where John is the most well adjusted person on Earth C

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    10 Feb 2026

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    If You Like My Name, You Should Hear My Number by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    18 Jan 2015

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    "I'm starting to wonder if bluebloods only come in smart like a vicious animal or dumb as someone's pet rock categories," Karkat says, because he's someone who prizes his survival instincts highly. "I thought I knew of all the local command on sight, what are you, an internal affairs sneak? Slipping in with the monthly cargo of perishables and then gone again with someone's career in your vorpal hopbeast teeth? What were you doing in that dive?"

    The man crooks him a grin. "I was, uh, what was it again? Taking part in a 'deplorable fucking contest of limp-bulged impressions containing zero fucking artistic or entertaining merit,' and it wasn't that you have no sense of humor but that I'm objectively the opposite of frigging funny."

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    In Which A Secret Mutantblood Unknowingly Picks Up A Member Of The Nobility In A Bar Of Ill-Repute, After Which They Proceed To Have Sex, Fall Asleep, Then Have Sex Again While The Mutant Desperately Tries To Hide His Blood Color And Not Laugh At The Blueblood's Deplorable Jokes. Contains References To Ashen Pornography, A Somewhat Pitiable Inability To Handle The Gloriousness Of War, And Mentions Of Conciliatory Perversions Unsuitable For Trolls Aged Eight Or Under.

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    05 Feb 2026